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Clowne reverse Advent Calendar

Started by Ian Drunken Smurf, November 25, 2021, 08:09:43 AM

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Ian Drunken Smurf

Is this a thing? If not, why not? And what is behind those 24 doors?

Stoneage Dinosaurs

I think this should be in existence. Should we wait until December the 1st (25th) before beginning it though? I have a few spermy ideas.

Ian Drunken Smurf

Good thinking. Make it a thing fromn1 December.

Ian Drunken Smurf

@Stoneage Dinosaurs feel free to start the  Clowne reverse Advent Calendar

Stoneage Dinosaurs


poo

Can't post that without a link to the song, Ang

Stoneage Dinosaurs


Stoneage Dinosaurs

24. A phalanx of puckered anuses festooned with fairy lights

Captain Z

Can't post that without a link to the pic, Ang

Ian Drunken Smurf

Quote from: Stoneage Dinosaurs on December 02, 2021, 08:04:38 PM24. A phalanx of puckered anuses festooned with fairy lights

Downing Street bash, 18 December 2020?

Stoneage Dinosaurs





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Stoneage Dinosaurs

22. One of those male fertility tests you can buy from Boots but instead of a syringe you suck the jism up into a super soaker and go on a rampage with it at the Conservative party conference

Stoneage Dinosaurs

^ note: may be unsuitable for light cummers

pancreas

Dear Dr Trouser. Can I have the card image please in decent resolution? I'm going to get some of those printed.

Ferris

Better than my actual advent calendar.

Ian Drunken Smurf


poo

20. Gotta be Mr Brindley's fuckholes

Stoneage Dinosaurs


poo


DoesNotFollow

20. Sparing a thought for the elderly this Christmas.

Ian Drunken Smurf

Quote from: DoesNotFollow on December 06, 2021, 07:23:38 AM20. Sparing a thought for the elderly this Christmas.

Is that Brian Murphy?

Dr Trouser

Quote from: pancreas on December 04, 2021, 03:37:02 PMDear Dr Trouser. Can I have the card image please in decent resolution? I'm going to get some of those printed.

Apologies, I've binned the artwork already so all that remains is that picture (and a used Johnny, I can send you that?)

I can try and redo the artwork if you want to set up a clowne based Etsy shop?

Dr Trouser

19. A magical seasonal song

(i've broken my mic, and i can't fucking sing so apologies)

https://vocaroo.com/1hQehHKSYkvj

Clowne is a mystery
Scarecrow fuck gangs roam untamed
They smell your virgin gape
Your arsehole will be maimed

It's a Christmas gape and it's gonna hurt
Spiky penis sheath all about to spurt
It's A Christmas gape that you just can't bear
Now your anal foreskin is going to have to tear

I see your beak
I'll get a weenus choking
Into my arse, you pipe dog Tod

Not unpleasant

Your barbed fuck tusk
Oh God I'm now prolapsing
Out of the sky, I close my eyes
Goylot help me

We're only halfway in, gobbing down my foreskin
No point in saying no , just excites Boswego
UnLike Biffre world seven, they'll give you anal heaven

Jizz like a clowne, you're drenched in their cum now

Jizz like a clowne it's Christmas gaping
Jizz like a clowne, just take your anal raping

poo


Stoneage Dinosaurs

Yes reet good that, nice one Trouserman

Stoneage Dinosaurs