Legend Gary Jizzholm

[Tony Tony Tony]

Strewth Cobber

Chisholm, who was described by his lawyer as 'nearly setting the world record for masturbating',

Challenge accepted.

Reminds me of a story I recall from our local rag about a man caught 'manipulating himself' late evening in the Quadrant Shopping Centre outside a lingerie shop.

Dirty boy. 

[Pink Gregory]

wanking over lacy underwear seems almost quaint and charming in this day and age, but what does that say about me...

[canadagoose]

[pancreas]

I don't buy this. OP has made 1789 posts, all about sex or porn. I think he's hoping to get more juicy public wank stories he can wank over. There are hundreds of more appropriate ways to get support for this Australian, in the unlikely event this is real, than post on a comedy forum he hardly uses.

Please think carefully about replying to this thread.

[Jittlebags]

People called Gary Jizzum being arrested for burping the worm is proof that we are living in a simulated universe, possibly controlled by them wot wrote The Viz. It wouldn't happen in a 'real' universe.

[shoulders]

Chisholm as in cum. 👍

[Tony Tony Tony]

I don't buy this. OP has made 1789 posts, all about sex or porn. I think he's hoping to get more juicy public wank stories he can wank over. There are hundreds of more appropriate ways to get support for this Australian, in the unlikely event this is real, than post on a comedy forum he hardly uses.

Please think carefully about replying to this thread.

I consider myself busted.

Though in my defence I recall making a post concerning the Chuckle Brothers in 2018. (Though on further recollection this could well have been about their porn movie 'The Boys Who Blew')

[turnstyle]

We have a new stock image for Legend Gary.

[Tony Tony Tony]

^ I'm just relieved the image is cropped.

[Jittlebags]

^ I'm just relieved the image is cropped.

Yes. Vinegar strokes.

[non capisco]

CHISOLLLLLLLLLLLLLM, GARY CHISOLLLLLLLLLLLLLM!

[Chollis]

We have a new stock image for Legend Gary.

the most Australian looking man I've ever seen

[shoulders]

Judge Greg Macdonald said everyone should have the right to conduct business on a nudist beach without seeing "deeds" like the one Chisholm committed.

"Deeds"

[turnstyle]

[TAG] Fair DinCUM [/TAG]

[Huxleys Babkins]

"Deeds"

"Strewth, Gary, mate, you mind wiping those deeds up before they stain?"

[Huxleys Babkins]

https://twitter.com/hideo_kojima_en/status/376424398023962624?lang=en-GB

[touchingcloth]

Guy in my school claimed to have successfully wanked in every single room in his parents' house while they were away one day.

28 wanks, he had.

[elliszeroed]

People called Gary Jizzum being arrested for burping the worm is proof that we are living in a simulated universe, possibly controlled by them wot wrote The Viz. It wouldn't happen in a 'real' universe.

Burping the worm. That's a great one.

[PaulTMA]

the most Australian looking man I've ever seen

I reckon this daft lad has gone Round The Twist

[Paul Calf]

"Deeds"

What kind of business does one conduct on a nudey beach?

[shoulders]

Judge John "Deeds"

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

We have a new stock image for Legend Gary.

Gary Numan loosened up a bit in his later years.

[Jittlebags]

Burping the worm. That's a great one.

Came across that phrase (er. Missus) in one of Viz's finest ever masturbation themed comic strip.