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I CUNTED THE CRYSTAL MAZE

Started by Replies From View, January 19, 2022, 10:25:39 PM

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scuse me richard there seems to be a printing error on my crystal


I wouldn't mind but this is the Christmas 1991 episode which means that I am a child of 9 years old being introduced to swear words of this nature

Glebe


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Alright I was actually 12 when Christmas 1991 struck.  But fuck off the point still stands.  You can't give crystals like that to a minor

"You've collected 136 gold tokens... But I'm very sad to say that you've also collected 24 silver tokens..."

*contestants look all glum before they start to twig*

"Which means you've won!!!! But not you, Darren. The team have also sadly collected the brown token and the brown token is you, Darren. You're a turd, Darren. You are nothing and you have won nothing, Darren. Stand on the drawbridge and let me lower you into the moat to drown, Darren. You've ruined the Crystal Maze, Darren, and now the Crystal Maze must ruin you."