A serial lawbreaking liar - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson scandal thread 2

[Buelligan]

Oh, I've spent the day wrangling with that.

Competent malice or Incompetent malice that shores up power with social concessions?

It's pretty obvious which is preferable.  In the short term.

[Alberon]

Edward Argar, minister for health has resigned.

[idunnosomename]

lmao Harry Cuck is still gunning for the big bull



also the mail to crazy bird-brain boomers who think it's still the 1950s



and whatever have these too

[Pinball]

Sacking Gove and calling him a snake was sweet and long overdue.

[convulsivespace]

Big Boy Boris Bounces Back! Backstabbers Bawl in Backbench.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Are there any secret tunnels out of No 10? I'd be tempted to try and Lord Lucan it (minus the stabbing) or something.

[JamesTC]

They can't get rid of Big Dog now. What if Corbyn comes back? It just doesn't bear thinking about.

[jobotic]

Brave Suella has called for him to go. . The woman who has abused her position to subvert the law for her boss now says she'll stand against him.

I hope her career never recovers

[Mister Six]

Has anyone done an "Operation Put Down Big Dog" joke yet?

[bgmnts]

Hang on I thought it was 42 ministers and aides that have quit?

42 MPs?

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Brave Suella has called for him to go. . The woman who has abused her position to subvert the law for her boss now says she'll stand against him.

I hope her career never recovers

has she! fucking vile chancer. been trying to bring back section 28. rot rot rot

[shoulders]

Brave Suella has called for him to go. . The woman who has abused her position to subvert the law for her boss now says she'll stand against him.

I hope her career never recovers

One of the most obviously evil people I've ever encountered. I'd be genuinely happier with a bullying marauding buffoon than that total dead eyed cunt.

[buttgammon]

The absolute nerve of her trying to do this without resigning too.

[Zetetic]

Loves England, apparently:
https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1544805199419772929

[Bennett Brauer]

"Bozza it's me, Gazza". Unfortunately, lacking an even rudimentary knowledge of football, Johnson doesn't know who he is and closes the curtains.

You take that back!

[bgmnts]

Did she adopt the name Suella or is it an unwelcome nickname? Does she 'own' being a massive piece of evil shit?

[Bennett Brauer]

Can't wait for Sarah Vine's Mail article on her ex's defenestration. "Even though I kicked him out for getting cocaine all over the curtains we are separated, I know Michael didn't deserve such a heartless sacking. He will be devastated. 1400 words to go, can you write the rest of this for me please?"

[Jittlebags]

That's nice innit ****

[jobotic]

The absolute nerve of her trying to do this without resigning too.

Asking him to sack her. Then she can pretend she was never part of his mess. And the fucking stupid will buy it. Maybe.

[idunnosomename]

this cunt gone to bed yet

[kittens]

love him or hate him you have to admit he's great at the job and you love him hes a legend

[BritishHobo]

love him or hate him you have to admit he's great at the job and you love him hes a legend

He's got all the big calls right and it's time to put it behind us and move on

[jobotic]

He's off the chain

[Sebastian Cobb]

He's off the chain

yeah! the bog chain 😂

[buttgammon]

Asking him to sack her. Then she can pretend she was never part of his mess. And the fucking stupid will buy it. Maybe.

Whether they believe that or not will be a good litmus test of whether anyone will vote for her when she stands for the Tory leadership, seeing as she's thrown her hat in the ring during the same interview.

[kittens]

it's time for ukraine to return the favour to boris. where are they in his hour of need?

[convulsivespace]

it's time for ukraine to return the favour to boris. where are they in his hour of need?

Borscht-Belt Babushka Braves Betrayers' Blowing Breeze, Backs Besieged Boris!

[Cold Meat Platter]

Baltrasm Faldrake has resigned.

[Ferris]

I like boris johnson and the current tory UK government, I think they're good!

[DrGreggles]

Fuck, this is funny!