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A serial lawbreaking liar - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson scandal thread 2

Started by Fambo Number Mive, April 19, 2022, 01:46:53 PM

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JamesTC

Quote from: kittens on July 06, 2022, 11:40:56 PMit's time for ukraine to return the favour to boris. where are they in his hour of need?

They ought to return all the weapons Bozza sent over. He might need them to destroy traitors, remainers and Corbyn if they form some sort of coalition of evil.

BritishHobo

Corbyn would of invited Putin to Buckingham Palace and we would all be speaking Russian and waving communist flags now

Thank god we voted for Boris who cares about this country

Ferris

For all you blue-haired lefties so determined to deny the people their bozza - what if during the confusion and commotion involved with sacking boris, jumbly crumbins somehow snuck into parliament and sat in the magic chair that made him in charge?

Doesn't bear thinking about.



Thursday


JamesTC


Ferris



Quote from: Ferris on July 07, 2022, 12:12:35 AMFor all you blue-haired lefties so determined to deny the people their bozza - what if during the confusion and commotion involved with sacking boris, jumbly crumbins somehow snuck into parliament and sat in the magic chair that made him in charge?

Doesn't bear thinking about.

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idunnosomename

beautiful big boris. the children of the nation nestle in his sweaty folds tonight. he rises tomorrow a new man. this isn't even his final form.

Non est potestas Super Terram quae Comparetur ei. Iob. 41.24




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idunnosomename

lol thats his redesigned kitchen in his Putney townhouse? and the designer of it? why did have those pictures taken? also cunt into grave pronto

idunnosomename

Anyway. I'm in bed now, i hope our gorgeous prime mister Billy "Boris" Johnson is similarly snug as a bug in a rug. Sleep well sweet prince, as Captain Tom said: "tommorrow is a day" 👏 🙌 👍 🙏 💙 👌 👏 🙌

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elliszeroed

I just have an image, of a dozen or so MPs crowded around Boris, sitting at his desk at Number 10, telling him to quit, Boris folds his arms and sulks. "No! No!"

And then talking to his dadda on the phone: "Stiff upper lip son, Kipling, son, remember Kipling, repeat after me, 'If you can keep your head when all about you, Are losing theirs and blaming it on you...'"

Did he just fire Gove out of spite?

This is no way to run a government, Clive.


Blumf


H-O-W-L


can't imagine how soundly our mop haired adonis is sleeping right now

one glass of warm milk and he's right out, dreaming of shit Kipling poems and all the cocaine he didn't do today


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