Ball, ball, ball, footie, footie, footie: Chant thread

[robhug]

Yeah this doesn't count as a chant but it's football related and made me lol

Lidl bags are very thin so that's likely to burst on impact - say what you want about that but its an excellent example of clear headed thinking by the shit thrower.

[GMTV]

Yeah this doesn't count as a chant but it's football related and made me lol

Urgent need for a celtic fan to post a similar but worse example of rangers fans behaviour.

[Kankurette]

'90s edition:

We're sexy, we're cute
We're Yorkshiremen to boot
Carbone's got great hair
The pigs all love to stare
We're Wednesday, we're hot
We're everything you're not
We're pretty, we rock
We dominate the Kop
Who are we? Just guess
In Sheffield we're the best
We glare, we don't smile
Di Canio is vile
Chris Waddle can sing
While Brighty does the thing
Hirst shoots, he scores
And Sheridan's a whore
We cheer and we lead
And Nilsson is a Swede
Don't hate us cos we're beautiful
We don't like Leeds either
We're all Wednesday, aren't we?

Pressman: I'm Big Kev!
Whittingham: Guy Wh-Whittingham!
Palmer: C-C-C-Carlton! Roar!
Humphries: I'm Ritchie Humphries!
Booth: I'm Big Bad Andy!
Rudi: I'm Petter Rudi!
Pressman: I'm still. Big. Kev.
Di Canio: *does a Nazi salute and the entire team facepalm*

(Yes I know the squads are mixed up but artistic licence, darling)