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Bungle's jobs

Started by Fambo Number Mive, May 26, 2022, 01:58:36 PM

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Fambo Number Mive

Bungle gets very annoyed when he reads about people being accused of "bungling" things. So annoyed that he writes angry jam-smeared letters to newspapers.

Often, after being enraged at the use of "bungling", he thinks he could do the job better than the people featured in the newspaper. For example, he once got a job as a civil servant but was sacked for leaving pencils in the potted plants.

Bungle also became a police officer but was sacked for sleeping in the cells when things were quiet.

What other jobs has Bungle done?

He was a fluffer on a porn set for half a day.
Male performers complained that he "wasn't helping", and they had to let him go.

Sandwich maker at greggs, kept getting bear hair in the tuna :(

danwho9

Nightclub bouncer, and a fucking mean bastard he is.

Poobum

Started a limbo act called Bunglelow.

Fambo Number Mive

Quote from: ImmaculateClump on May 26, 2022, 04:07:13 PMHe was a fluffer on a porn set for half a day.
Male performers complained that he "wasn't helping", and they had to let him go.

Sandwich maker at greggs, kept getting bear hair in the tuna :(

One of my friends worked on one of the porn sets Bungle was a fluffed for. It's really hard to find fluffers at the moment, so they didnt mind him demanding to bring George and Zippy along. Basically it was the usual banter you see between the three on Rainbow but with the addition of Bungle  giving two half arsed hand jobs while he was talking, and giving blowies while the other two were.

He kept complaining about getting sperm on his fur as well.

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flying high above streets and houses and opening up his hairy legs

Glebe

Martial arts instructor.


Spoon of Ploff


Fambo Number Mive

While Bungle is at work Rod, Jane and Freddy have sex in his bed. He once found a discarded condom and took it to Geoffrey who claimed it was  a sweet wrapper.


Glebe


non capisco

I was effectively Bungle's line manager when he was doing maternity cover for someone in a data archive and restore position at a TV VFX company. We got him from a recruitment agency. From minute one of day one he could not wait to fucking talk about Rainbow. "Do you recognise me, then?" were his first words. He used to deliberately make mistakes just so he could enact one of his trademark strops. Kept pretending he was on the phone to Zippy but you could hear it was the HSBC Mobile Banking options going round on a loop. Took him out to the pub once and he was in and out of the toilet all night. Not doing drugs, I mean he was crossing his legs, clutching his crotch, going "OOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOH, I think I need to go again!" and padding off to the khazi what seemed like every 5 minutes. I saw him again in Forest Hill Sainsburys last year and we both pretended we hadn't clocked each other.

Fambo Number Mive

Bungle as surgeon and he leaves a load of his fur in the patient's chest cavity. Then he whines because he isn't allowed to eat sweets in the operating theatre. He hides for three hours in a store cupboard masturbating to a picture of Jane. Escorted to the front door of the hospital by security, his picture of Jane still clutched in his paw.

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Playing his plucking song and doing all wiseacre shit with twangers

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


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Bungle used to do a trick on an assault course where he would severely break his neck on a BMX.

danwho9

Mike Patton's agent - hence the band name.

Spoon of Ploff

Ursidae waste matter distribution technician - timberland region.

Glebe

He got a job cleaning a bungalow, but this made Bungle feel very low.

Glebe


Glebe

Highly disturbed to discover that one of Bungle's one-time co-stars apparently worked as a 'BANANA SMUGGLER'.


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I've been reliably informed by a friend who works in a local supermarket where Bungle was briefly employed that Bungle was an absolutely incompetent worker. Whenever a problem arose he'd just sort of mince about being camp and going "Ooh, Geoffrey!" a lot, which ultimately led to his dismissal.

Fambo Number Mive

Bungle was surprisingly good at being in the army, but couldn't stop sniggering when he was addressed as "Private Bungle".

Cuellar


frajer

On the shortlist for Jackass Forever but didn't play cos he's nigh-on indestructible. They fired him from that cannon all day and all he said was "more gunpowder, you pussies."