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Quote from: wrec on June 25, 2022, 08:13:54 PMWho/what is/was Trevor Bastard anyway? Have only seen the name in mentions of the TBEU.
Quote from: Simon HedgesMick Lynch exposed:▪ Real name Michael▪ General Secretary of RMT▪ Newspapers in wrong recycling receptacle▪ Prefers supermarket own brand pasta sauce▪ Security lights in working order▪ Threatens journalists doing late night researchA domestic waste audit is a vital part of any journalist's toolkit. The fact that I was prevented from carrying this out and was forced to spend the night cowering in a greenhouse, is not only an attack on my free speech, but an attack on the entire profession.
Quote from: idunnosomename on July 04, 2022, 12:52:48 PMBrilliant Times spoofing herehttps://www.bazake.co.uk/premiumThe phone number is Twentyman's pizza in Leigh lmao
Quote from: There Be Rumblings on July 04, 2022, 02:04:23 PMOff-topic, but from the same site:https://www.bazake.co.uk/what-would-princess-di-look-like-if-she-was-still-alive- Amazing
QuoteTop music boffins at University College Borehamwood have caused a stir today after declaring top Korean popsters, BTS, to be the worst music band in history. The findings come after a collaboration between musicologists and computer scientists at the university to create a computer algorithm which could identify the worst music ever to be recorded.Professor Ralston McShandy, a world leading musicologist at the university, has spent the past year crunching the numbers with his colleagues and came to the shocking conclusion after one coffee fuelled all-nighter. "When we looked at the computer print-out, we couldn't believe our eyes. So we ran the programme again and it came back the same. Then we checked the code, but it was all normal," said McShandy.The team sent the findings to colleagues across the pond who then replicated the experiment in a controlled environment. The results were the same. BTS were now officially the worst band in history."In all the criteria, BTS come out bottom of the heap," said Johnny Baughl, a computer whizz-kid working on McShandy's team. "In tonality, lyrics, rhythm, you name it. BTS are the worst. And this isn't just opinion, it's scientific fact!"The news will come as a surprise to those who believe Coldplay, U2, Muse, and other much maligned bands are the worst in history. The head of the official Genesis hate club says the findings are "preposterous" and show how out of touch university professors are in their ivory towers.The teams' findings are now being shared through cyberspace and could see deadly repercussions for the team at the hands of the self-proclaimed BTS "Army". BAZAKE Media infiltrated one Facebook fan group with users vowing to "throw that motherfucker McShandy into a vat of boiling vegetable oil". Another user said they were going to "cunt" McShandy's head "clean off" with one carefully placed roundhouse kick.BAZAKE Media have reached out to BTS's management for comment, but as yet we have received no reply.
Quote from: king_tubby on July 07, 2022, 10:43:46 PMOvens pre-empting today's Frankie Boyle massive Twitter meltdown.https://mobile.twitter.com/OvensComedy/status/1544961390187798528
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on July 07, 2022, 10:49:41 PMThe meltdown has been interesting. Getting really pissy at retired journo's/commenters like Abi Wilkinson.
Quote from: Mister Six on July 08, 2022, 12:12:22 AMWhat's the Boyle context? I haven't paid attention to him much for years.
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on July 08, 2022, 01:14:21 AMThe main context is him saying "communism is good" after having trite political shows on the BBC that happily rejected the closest thing to that, and amplified wankers like Baddiel.
Quote from: waste of chops on July 08, 2022, 05:28:36 PMThat pic's photoshopped:
Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on July 08, 2022, 06:46:14 PMlol when some centrist bollocks shows up in my timeline and I go wtf before noticing it's because Simon Hedges has liked it.
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