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Alan Pooh

Started by shoulders, May 26, 2022, 09:58:29 PM

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Charmless disregarded and disowned sibling of famous corporate icon, has pubes and a full set of cock and balls on show, sits in pub niches on those entirely square 80s corporate chairs looking miles into the never distance, has a cig an hour for a treat.

Alan Pooh


Craig Pooh, don't even mention that little twat, persona non grata, arsewipe. Alan and Craig sometimes fight on the pub floor, embarrassing. Cigs strewn everywhere, passport photo of ex


John Pooh. Further relation. Rancid character, beyond salvage.

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Pete Pooh, second cousin (twice removed), forever bullied by his distant relations, Alan, Craig and John - for not being Pooh enough. They made him eat faecal matter since he was 4. 28 now. In prison for stealing glass nest of tables.



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Stephen Pooh.  Quick to anger, slow to calm.  Has lost the taste for hunny, prefers Hooch.