Morgan takes 6 week break from TalkTV lol

[pigamus]

"I'm taking taking a 6 week break goodnight."

*storms off set*

Except apparently he isn't, so this is all cobblers anyway.

[Huxleys Babkins]

"I never thought I'd say this, right, but pull down the blinds. I'm going to stop speaking provocative common sense. For six weeks."

[Dex Sawash]

You won't want to miss him




FTFY

[idunnosomename]

I saw him on the side of a bus with "he says what everybody's thinking" for his Sun column

Is this cunt all Murdoch has? It's pathetic. Hes not funny or interesting. Someone like Trump might be a bully but he knows how to be funny hence his appeal. Morgan is just a fucking spiv

[JamesTC]

I saw him on the side of a bus with "he says what everybody's thinking"

Doubt he thinks what I'm thinking. Let me know when he is writing about how Psycho II is better than the first one and that Jimmy McGill isn't sympathetic because it is all an act.

[Martin Van Buren Stan]

For some reason Jon waters decided to appear on the show.

https://twitter.com/PiersUncensored/status/1530523027955503106?s=20&t=GnlJ7MCS59QP9_EkLcnpOA

[Famous Mortimer]

I find it hard to imagine the mindset of someone who gets home from work and decides that watching Piers Morgan being provocative is the best way to spend their free time.

According to the viewing figures, that's because that person doesn't exist.

[Blue Jam]

Do you reckon there's going to be a tipping point where people finally realise all this anger isn't good for them and switch off Talk TV/Talk Radio/LBC/GB News etc and start mainly looking at cute doggos online instead? Or is it just me who does this?

Yeah, I may be childish and dumb but my blood pressure is within the normal range.

[Glebe]

I saw him on the side of a bus with "he says what everybody's thinking"

"Look at the state of that cunt!"

[Paul Calf]

All those gloating/relieved over the failure of this venture: they're just trying out different types of neo-feudalist propaganda to find the one that works: it's a power struggle amongst billionaires who've made all the money they can make and are putting it to use trading it for power.

They can afford to fail until they find the formula that leads people to want to die and to kill for their slavemasters.

[Kankurette]

I saw him on the side of a bus with "he says what everybody's thinking" for his Sun column

Is this cunt all Murdoch has? It's pathetic. Hes not funny or interesting. Someone like Trump might be a bully but he knows how to be funny hence his appeal. Morgan is just a fucking spiv

Well, I hate the S*n and I prefer Spurs to Arsenal, so he's wrong on two counts already.

[jobotic]

Desolation

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/lizzie-cundy-ordered-tv-set-27153823

This channel still going?

[Mobius]

Of course Jason Cundy's wife is a dickhead

[Darles Chickens]

I'm still processing this sentence.

The former wife of Jason Cundy had been singing singing Land of Hope and Glory, with Su Pollard, when it was gatecrashed by a man wearing a face mask of the Duchess of Sussex.

I like how the extra comma serves to emphasise Su Pollard's role in this important story.

[Johnny Yesno]

Desolation

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/lizzie-cundy-ordered-tv-set-27153823

This channel still going?

One of Harry Hill's stranger sketches.

[Captain Z]

Sad to see what Harry Hill has been reduced to.

Damnit.

[Johnny Yesno]

I'm still processing this sentence.

I like how the extra comma serves to emphasise Su Pollard's role in this important story.

And the extra 'singing'.

If you can't process that, how about this from next line?

Lizzie, 54, was appearing on James Whale's Talk TV's

[Mr Farenheit]

And the extra 'singing'.

If you can't process that, how about this from next line?

Or this:

Lizzie walked off set as James resumed his seat. Looking at the camera, he said: "I'm so sorry and embarrassed Your Majesty.

"I will not allow them back on again, this is Talk Television and the James Whale show."

[Mister Six]

Desolation

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/lizzie-cundy-ordered-tv-set-27153823

This channel still going?

James Whale looks like a Cockney thug played by an overweight Harry Hill.

EDIT: Other people got there first, but I got there better.

[Paul Calf]

James Whale and Su Pollard. Star-studded cast there. Awesome moves, Mr. Murdoch. A true titan of the airwaves.

[Fambo Number Mive]

I presume the "gatecrasher" was a stunt by TalkTV to get publicity and viewers?

[Blue Jam]

I presume the "gatecrasher" was a stunt by TalkTV to get publicity and viewers?

...that, and an excuse to have a go at Meghan Markle, yes.

[Blue Jam]

James Whale and Su Pollard. Star-studded cast there. Awesome moves, Mr. Murdoch. A true titan of the airwaves.

I wonder if there will be a nod to this in season 4 of Succession. Logan Roy launches "Chat TV" and then gives someone an almighty bollocking for booking Carol Decker and Right Said Fred.

Nah, this is beyond satire.

[Martin Van Buren Stan]

So Donald was right.

"piers is off to a bad start, but thanks to me, he may get a final burst of big ratings before it all comes crashing down!"

[Fambo Number Mive]

So if it was a stunt by their own logic (apologising to the Queen afterwards) they have insulted the Queen.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

If he apologised he must have been told that she watches his show. Which is quite surprising.

[robhug]

why book harry hill to impersonate james whale rather than just book james whale in the first place? he's got to be cheaper. Seems incongruous in the extreme. Got to feel for Pollard getting dragged into this too.

[Fambo Number Mive]

If he apologised he must have been told that she watches his show. Which is quite surprising.

I think after every broadcast TalkTV presenters should have to apologise to the Queen. She's probably one of the few people watching.

[boki]

"I will not allow them back on again, this is Talk Television and the James Whale show."

"...not some two-bit Punch and Judy show on the seafront at Margate!"

[Fambo Number Mive]

I presume they chose someone like Cundy because it would be unlikely she would be on again anyway.