good bloke, honest, loves his family, works hard, has to wank on flights abroad

[Mr Farenheit]

"Its the ship that made the kessel run in 12 parsecs"

"You'll be calling it the kessel spankathon if you take me and this young buck on board. He's a good bloke, loves his family but they're dead now and he's got a right hand like you've never seen."

"Wooooaaaaaarrrrgghhh"

"Chewey says no hick kid outwanks a wookie and we'll see how long this right hand lasts if he's got the balls to come down to the engine room."

"It'll be just like wanking off womp-rats back home"

"Wooooaaaaaarrrrgghhh"

[Goldentony]

I wouldnt mind but he's been wanking REALLY hard

[pancreas]

Sir, we may have to ask you to leave business class.

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I WAS UPGRADED TO BUSINESS CLASS FAIR AND SQUARE

[buttgammon]

-In compliance with regulations, we are required to dim the lights during take-off and landing. If you wish to continue reading, you can use the reading light located above your head next to the call button. I see a hand raised and yes, sir, you can also use the reading light if you want to continue wanking.

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-In compliance with regulations, we are required to dim the lights during take-off and landing. If you wish to continue reading, you can use the reading light located above your head next to the call button. I see a hand raised and yes, sir, you can also use the reading light if you want to continue wanking.

Does he call his question out or do they already know what he is about to say?

[buttgammon]

Does he call his question out or do they already know what he is about to say?

They see one of his hands starting to raise and already know.

[Glebe]

*wanks over tiny image of woman in bikini in in-flight magazine*

[badaids]

Does he have to wank on domestic flights?

[Glebe]

Does he have to wank on domestic flights?

Nah he just has to get mildly aroused like.

[badaids]

Nah he just has to get mildly aroused like.

What's wrong with him, doesn't he like national borders or something? What a weirdo.

[Glebe]

It's the exoticism of foreign climbs. Get him over France and out comes the cock!

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They see one of his hands starting to raise and already know.

ok well at least he isn't calling out

[Glebe]

It's the flip of the folding table and he gets his dick out!