Rudy Giuliani New Sandals! $49.98

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rudy the red-nosed new sandals seller

[Blumf]

How do these cunts dress themselves every morning?

"Boy! Boy! Fetch me my business suit, I have an important meeting today"
"Yes, masser!"
<snooore...snuck...huh>
"Aw, it was all a dream"
<gets out of bed, goes to bathroom, somehow mistakes shoe polish for hair wax>

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

who throws his shoe? honestly!

How can he shoe?

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It's easy to throw a shoe, and if you hold it by the laces first you get loads of goes.  It's win-win.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Elasticated laces. Get as many goes as you can against POTUS until the Secret Service take you into a side room and put pencils in your urethra.

[idunnosomename]

We got some half price sandals
Miles and miles of think-tank panhandles
tough on crime, GOP line, suspension of my law licence
Trump's lackey, Capitol melee
What else do I have to say!!

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Elasticated laces. Get as many goes as you can against POTUS until the Secret Service take you into a side room and put pencils in your urethra.

And if that was your goal all along:  win-win-win