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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
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Total Members Voted: 14

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

A gourmet range of Findus Crispy Pancakes.

Fr.Bigley

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on August 24, 2021, 11:48:36 PM
A gourmet range of Findus Crispy Pancakes.

You're telling me they aren't already gourmet?

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Quote from: Fr.Bigley on August 24, 2021, 11:55:21 PM
You're telling me they aren't already gourmet?

Well he means the range is gourmet.  So it's a gourmet range of an already gourmet substance.




Not to belittle the substance by calling it a substance, of course.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

They are jolly good, but I think they could be made even more tasty.

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A full gourmet range of what is already gourmet.  Some might consider that an over-gilding of the pudding, but not I.

Fr.Bigley

Findus  crispy anything, everything. Findus crispy car seats, findus crispy manbags.etc

pancreas


bgmnts

A new dating show called Hunk or Chunk?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

If they decide you're a Chunk you have to do the Truffle Shuffle.

A new dating show called "Just The Tip" where 12 sexy singles each take a car load of rubbish down the council dump and somehow pair off.

Episode 4: Dannii and Craig's relationship hits the rocks as they argue whether a mirror is OK to go in with the glass. Meanwhile, Chloe ends things with Gavin after she finds him paying to dispose of Becky's rubble.

Cuellar



Fr.Bigley

Get fucked: a reality show where all the contestants have to evade the advances of a very horny Nick Knowles

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Tarrant's Tarantulas

Lovable TV gimpoid Chris Tarrant is buried up to his neck in sand on Blackpool beach. He thinks it's just for charity, but see him scream and plead for his life while live tarantulas are introduced to his face. When the TV crew get bored they leave him there to drown.

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Call The Midwife to be renamed Birthing Spree

Dex Sawash


Erectile Dysfunction-209

A better CaBber could spin a thread out of that (or has already)

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Quote from: Dex Sawash on September 01, 2021, 05:50:25 PM
Erectile Dysfunction-209

A better CaBber could spin a thread out of that (or has already)

Dex Sawash, we call it round here.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Shoulders?-Stomach!


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Where were you when Eugene Levy broke

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I can't ad lib if ad libbing is without you

Shoulders?-Stomach!


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Jamaica's First Sea Lion

pancreas


Fr.Bigley

Gil Scott heron sanctuary

Fr.Bigley

Halls and Oats: The octogenarian diet plan.

Fr.Bigley

Paul Gascoin- fuel poverty in the North East.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Stephen Graham stars as Stephen Graham in....

STEPHEN GRAHAM

Directed by Stephen Graham

non capisco

Glaswegian pirate - "THAR SHE! THAR SHE! THAR SHE FUCKIN BLOWS!"

Cuellar

Being 'the Panathinaikos of sod'