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Quote from: shoulders on May 22, 2022, 11:00:04 PMWe've had that before several times on tags, the best one DUNCESTON CHECKS IN being near legendary.
Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 20, 2022, 04:15:08 PMAccidentally causes World War III when he visits Donbas and falls over, flinging Jake the Peg's third member into Russian territory. He refuses to break the illusion and admit its a false leg right up to the UN hearings as the nukes are flying. "did you set foot in Russian territory despite sanctions?""I diddle-iddle-iddle did"
Quote from: Juan K Perros on May 23, 2022, 03:20:39 AMIt's a bit off putting when you're admiring the bulge in a lad's trousers and then it turns out to be a ferret.
Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 23, 2022, 04:40:17 PMmahhaaaa adult women: always celebrated for their attractivenessbut there are adolescent girls inspired by that same fuckabilitymatured in a secondary school, ages dated, they smell buttery and creamy and are unbelievably magnetic
Quote from: idunnosomename on May 23, 2022, 06:39:27 PMHey kids!Arrr ya ready??!?!Ohhhhh KAYWhoooooooo's the most reputable soldier in Brecon, PowysSERGEANT SHITE PANTSSurely he won't let the lads get too pissedSERGEANT SHITE PANTSIf it's a moderate Oktoberfest's you want to doSERGEANT SHITE PANTSThen shit down your leg and fall in the loo!SERGEANT SHITE PANTS SERGEANT SHITE PANTSSERGEANT SHITE PANTS
Quote from: Pimhole on May 24, 2022, 12:41:43 PMOh I finally watched Everything Everywhere All At Once and BC's bananas reaction to it makes no sense whatsoever. So I reckon in reality he was made very uncomfortable by all the stuff about divorce and then just blamed it on the sunshine moonlight good times butt plugs.
Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 24, 2022, 04:02:27 PMyou maniac, you blew a chimp
Quote from: wrec on May 24, 2022, 10:42:03 PMIn my grief at the sudden and premature death of my goldfish, I briefly believed that Alison Moyet was partially responsible, by somehow disseminating negative vibes.
Quote from: pigamus on May 24, 2022, 07:13:33 PMbh148 Shirley sounds like one of those women who marries a Portuguese waiter and ends up losing her house
Quote from: touchingcloth on May 24, 2022, 09:14:33 PMSINCE YOU MADE ME WAIT FOR THIS MUFFIN I HAVE DONE A PROTEST BY GLUING MY HANDS TO THE BUN SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT do you happen to sell acetone
Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on May 19, 2022, 11:33:12 PMOh I see, sorry full retraction
Quote from: beanheadmcginty on May 24, 2022, 11:04:19 PMUsed to think that Billy Ocean owned the Ocean computer game publisher. I think my simple and slightly racist child's brain thought he was somehow related to Daley Thompson, and that's why Ocean had made his decathlon game.
Quote from: The Bumlord on May 25, 2022, 01:55:24 PMAs you wish
Quote from: JamesTC on May 26, 2022, 11:23:30 AMI found it so funny that my willy turned hard and I just felt compelled to send Netflix more money for the immense value. Unfortunately it turned out I wasn't sending money to Netflix but I was actually buying anthrax and now I am dying. Bravo Richard.
Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on May 26, 2022, 04:36:53 PMSAINSBURYS ENTRANCE FULLY BUNTED
Quote from: Blue Jam on May 26, 2022, 04:59:42 PMI may have to get royally bunted to get through this.
Quote from: curiousoranges on May 26, 2022, 04:23:15 PMI've just found out that Jeremy Vine and Tim Vine are brothers.
Quote from: Sonny_Jim on May 27, 2022, 08:45:59 AMChristmas dinners growing up must have been a fucking nightmare, Jeremy quizzing his mother aggressively about how crispy the roast potatoes are, whilst Tims reading out the cracker jokes.
Quote from: The Late Satoru Iwata on May 27, 2022, 04:17:45 AMIt's not surprising that Mr. Twitter has focussed his incisive aim directly on Stewart Lee, because STEWART LEE is an anagram of TWEET LASER.
Quote from: The Late Satoru Iwata on May 27, 2022, 04:28:30 AMJAMES ACASTER is A CAMERA'S JEST,HELEN STANILAND has INSTALLED HENNADAVID O'DOHERTY identifies as a HYDRATED OVOIDAnd GRAHAM LINEHAN is a BIG, BANANAS CUNT.
Quote from: Blue Jam on May 26, 2022, 04:01:04 PM
Quote from: Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead on May 27, 2022, 09:25:47 AMBeautifully set-up by @The Late Satoru Iwata:
Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 27, 2022, 07:13:26 PM"women secretly desire my bald head" is a thought for day 30 on the lifeboat when madness is creeping in, not something you tell a lawyer
Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 27, 2022, 08:21:28 PMan erection erupts within the dust of Christopher Hitchens coffin
Quote from: pigamus on May 28, 2022, 10:03:42 PMThe Penised sound like one of those landfill indie bands
Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 28, 2022, 10:09:06 PMThe Lunch Snack Of Notre Starm
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