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Started by touchingcloth, September 15, 2021, 01:37:27 PM
Quote from: pancreas on September 15, 2021, 01:55:40 PMWe'd need a fairly neutral shit in that case, or he might notice. Mine is no good: it is redolent of rare thai herbs, duck fat and truffles. Replies' shit is no good either, since he eats all of my shit.
Quote from: touchingcloth on September 15, 2021, 02:16:13 PMNah, the man is an absolute flavourdunce and gets hard at the thought of freebies. You know how Augustus Gloop gets all excited and immediately starts truffling away through Wonka's chocolate swamp? It'd be like that, except we'd know it was SHIT around his lips. He's just wiping his mouth and going "ahhhh" and we all go "did someone just open their legs? Who just opened their legs?"
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