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"people are calling me bald online"

Started by Sebastian Cobb, May 27, 2022, 12:18:05 PM

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touchingcloth


shoulders


Cold Meat Platter

Another comment:
"Gavin Spong 2 hr ago
WTF? This is a shit sandwich using shit for the bread. What on earth are you thinking, you bald cunt?"

buttgammon


TrenterPercenter

Having read it now I think it is genuine, however regardless of whether it is or not I am rebadging it as Twitter shite.

audiocreator

Could be worse.

You could be called Poobum.

Big shouts going out to Poobum.

Butchers Blind



TrenterPercenter

He wouldn't be PM if was.  That is the extent of the deep hatred for bald people this country has.  I can't believe we actually allow Shoulders to post in this forum.

if Thatcher was bald it would have balanced everything out


its always impressive to me how quickly internet banter goes straight to emasculation - short, bald, incel should get laid - regardless of who is saying what to whom. fuck Godwin's Law its all about saying your opponent looks like a girl, a bald girl

we should just give up on reforming masculinity and admit only men with chests like wardrobes and shoulder length hair and dicks like shaved otters and right big nuts should be listened to

the guy in OP should be beaten with scotch egg in a sock for having a substack called "stiff upper quip" though. logging in to his substack called "stiff upper quip" and not immediately dying of embarrassment

checkoutgirl

There was a guy who got sexual harassment because someone called him bald. Not sure about that one. It reminds me of Peter Boyle in Taxi Driver talking about one gay guy paying another gay guy alimony.

It's whatever you can get away with. The guy must have forgot that women can go bald and a bald head isn't an erogenous zone or necessarily gender specific.

Fuck it, just tell the lawyer to give it a bash.

"women secretly desire my bald head" is a thought for day 30 on the lifeboat when madness is creeping in, not something you tell a lawyer

TrenterPercenter

Quote from: checkoutgirl on May 27, 2022, 07:10:24 PMThere was a guy who got sexual harassment because someone called him bald. Not sure about that one. It reminds me of Peter Boyle in Taxi Driver talking about one gay guy paying another gay guy alimony.

It's whatever you can get away with. The guy must have forgot that women can go bald and a bald head isn't an erogenous zone or necessarily gender specific.

Fuck it, just tell the lawyer to give it a bash.

This isn't right.  The judge recognised that women could also be bald and made the point that it is just more common for men to be bald therefore the discrimination was sex based as calling a woman bald would obviously be unacceptable but for men it is fair game (as is clear just from our own CaB crowd), therefore it was linked to his sex.

its time to center the bald gaze

or it would be if i could see anything  at all with the sun reflecting off all the slapheads

Cuellar

"I've been called..a bald"
"WHAT FUCKER SAID THAT?"

Blumf

Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 27, 2022, 07:01:44 PMif Thatcher was bald it would have balanced everything out

Maybe she was bald...  down there

Quote from: Blumf on May 27, 2022, 08:20:21 PMMaybe she was bald...  down there

an erection erupts within the dust of Christopher Hitchens coffin

checkoutgirl

Quote from: Blumf on May 27, 2022, 08:20:21 PMMaybe she was bald...  down there

You know that fuzzy, hairy thing in your brain that deals compassion? That was bald.

TrenterPercenter

Quote from: Blumf on May 27, 2022, 08:20:21 PMMaybe she was bald...  down there

"The problem with socialism is you eventually run out of other people's merkins"

"you need your entire body shaved, we only need to shave our pubes" - quote from a bald liberation front press release misattributed to Thatcher after a terrorist night-shaving incident where Norman Lamont tragically lost his left eyebrow

Blumf

Quote from: TrenterPercenter on May 27, 2022, 08:23:32 PM"The problem with socialism is you eventually run out of other people's merkins"

"There is no magic merkin tree"

"This lady's not for waxing"

Quote from: Blumf on May 27, 2022, 08:37:18 PM"There is no magic merkin tree"

"This lady's not for waxing"

Sand Down Margaret

shoulders

Re: maintaining healthy physical relationships, the important thing after going bald is to deviate aggressively into meathead gymbod -
(or something adjacent) OR equally aggressively (but in a flowery way) into beta wimp with glasses with no prescription lens because your eyesight is still fine that looks like he could push a pram and carry out menial duties without complaining.



wrec


shoulders


TrenterPercenter

Quote from: shoulders on May 27, 2022, 08:47:13 PMRe: maintaining healthy physical relationships, the important thing after going bald is to deviate aggressively into meathead gymbod -
(or something adjacent) OR equally aggressively (but in a flowery way) into beta wimp with glasses with no prescription lens because your eyesight is still fine that looks like he could push a pram and carry out menial duties without complaining.

Or be rich

Goldentony

interesting points raised trenter mate, have you considered BALD?