Wimblewrong 2023 - Round 2 - touchingcloth vs Spoon of Ploff

[touchingcloth]

I hope one day I can find a love like the one Ferris and touchingcloth have. Honestly it's adorbs.

@ selectivememory is Cliven Dogshit knocked out of the tournament yet? If not can you BAN him, and if so can give him a RED CARD 2024?

[Ferris]

i loathe all participants equally

[TheGingerAlien]

i loathe all participants equally

*Heart emoji*

[PlanktonSideburns]

he suggests otherwise over in the wattsapp group

[Mr Farenheit]

i loathe all participants equally

I really hope Ferris sticks around complaining all the way through to the final.

[Ferris]

i loathe some more than others

[touchingcloth]

If I get disqualified I will flip a table and disqualify Ferris, from life. I'm saying if I get banned, Ferris dies.

[Ferris]

bring it, softy

[Spoon of Ploff]

[touchingcloth]

Joke's on you. I'm not OceanGate, I'm PedoGuy.

[KaraokeDragon]

Ploff's closing shot was my favourite of the match, properly guffawed. But taking into account the sum of both shots from each player I'm gonna go with cloth, t'was close though.

[selectivememory]

Ploff takes it for me with his very bold first return and the funnier of the two follow-up shots. Did like the serve a lot as well though.

[Fishfinger]

Another tricky one... wait, what's this about voters?

wanking baboons [with] cripplingly limited abilities to make a valued judgement

Sploff.

[Cerys]

Ploff's closing shot was my favourite of the match, properly guffawed. But taking into account the sum of both shots from each player I'm gonna go with cloth, t'was close though.

Precisely this.  touchingcloth.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Close, but cloth

[Ferris]

Ploff but to be clear I loathe everyone involved

[superthunderstingcar]

Spoon of Ploff gets my vote, that first return changed the parameters of the game (and not in a cheaty, Ferrisy way).

[Wonderful Butternut]

Touchingcloth.

[Clive Dogshit]

Spoon of ploff for the x

[Lordofthefiles]

Sploff for playing it straight - the Gary Lineker to TC's Karim Benzema!

[PlanktonSideburns]

ferris

[centristmelt]

Spoon of Ploff for a brilliant first return

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Have to go with Spoon of Ploff for the wonderful meta closing shot.

[Mr Farenheit]

TouchingCloth for the ongoing grudge, liked the second shot in spite of the rule bending. Close as the minimalism of SoPloff's first almost got it.

[pancreas]

I loved it all. But Sploff, lest we overindulge cloth's vandalism.

[Johnny Yesno]

Sploff

[TheGingerAlien]

PedoGuy (TC).

[selectivememory]

Fun match which Spoon of Ploff wins 10-6. 

Also congrats to Ferris for getting a vote, and so technically losing two matches at this year's tournament. A rare feat.

[Spoon of Ploff]

... losing two matches at this year's tournament. A rare feat.

*coughs*

[selectivememory]

Yes, I remember that year when you managed to lose all the way to the final. That'll never be repeated.