If you could punch a celebrity in the face, who would it be and why?

[Fr.Bigley]

(No politicians-too easy)

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'd punch James Corden for being fat.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Someone super-litigious who obsessively googles themselves, thus ensuring a nice lawsuit and the board being TOSsed.

[Danger Man]

Lucy Liu.


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[Lord Mandrake]

JK. Rowling.

Because of blacks lives matter.

[solidified gruel merchant]

I find Jeremy Vine extremely punchable. The beige centrists beige centrist. Lycra-donning Beeb-a-tron. The only flicker of emotion ever expressed being the momentary look of panic in his eyes at the thought of non-scripted human interaction when a guest he's interviewing goes off topic.

[Jockice]

Neil Hannon. For being a smug little tit and the only famous person who when I see him on TV (or even a still picture) think: "I really want to hit him." Smug little tit.

[Dewt]

King K. Rool

[Bobloblawslawbomb]

Glinner, right in the beard.

[Puce Moment]

Robert Downey Jnr and/or Ryan Reynolds.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Chris Evans.

I know he hasn't really done anything henious, but look at him:



Sooooo punchable.

[DrGreggles]

Lesley Joseph

[SpiderChrist]

Nick Ferrari or Mother Theresa's corpse.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Christ.

[Noodle Lizard]

Eddie Redmayne. No particular reason I can intellectualise, I just find my fist involuntarily clenching sometimes when I see him on TV. Need to get it out of my system.

[Marner and Me]

Steve Wright, your show isn't that good.