0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)

[Paul Calf]

I got a PM from him which was a transparent attempt to convert me to the cause of those yellow bastard Lib Dems.

[Dex Sawash]

I only have my old PMs from Steven, who also didn't do a flounce post to shake cab from its bourgeois complacency.

[Ferris]

I got a long treatise (incorrectly) vigorously defending the use of RBI/Avg to measure offensive output of position players in Major League Baseball.

And naked erotic photos, of course, but it was the shoddy sabermetrics that really offended.

[im barry bethel]

And naked erotic photos, of course,

Thought mook had gone awol?

[Ferris]

Thought mook had gone awol?

Not the first to send them to me, and I doubt he'll be the last.

[alan nagsworth]

"Have a break, have a Kit Kat".

Because you break the fingers off to eat them. Well I mean, you're supposed to do that, before any cunt leaps in with "I just bite into the whole fucking thing mate".

[Sebastian Cobb]

Not arsed mate, double deckers.

[Replies From View]

"Have a wank, eat a custard-filled doughnut".

All this time I've assumed they were totally unrelated events!

[touchingcloth]

It's worth saying that Barry takes a dim view of unilaterally publicly posting the contents of DM contents, pretty much regardless of who sent them. Probably fine to share that you've had an unsolicited PM and letting Barry know the specifics so he can do whatever he needs to.

New page spoil sport cunt.

[Replies From View]

It's worth saying that Barry takes a dim view of unilaterally publicly posting the contents of DM contents

As long as this means let's never post links to the Daily Mail ever again, then I agree.

[RDRR]

That obviously this option exists. For f*ck's sake.



(Not making any point about Neutral Milk Hotel specifically... mostly delighted I don't have to listen to anything by Destroyer anymore)

[Norton Canes]

The New Avengers

'Purdy' = pretty

[Replies From View]

Rattlesnakes are shaking desiccated testicles at you.

[Ferris]

Rattlesnakes are shaking desiccated testicles at you.

I BET THEY ARE THE DIRTY OLD DESICCATED BOLLOCKS I BET THEY FUCKING ARE.

[Bennett Brauer]

The New Avengers

'Purdy' = pretty

That could be a part of it, but Lummers said it came from the gun maker.

[buttgammon]

The New Avengers

'Purdy' = pretty

Emma Peel = 'M' Appeal = appealing to men

[touchingcloth]

Kissing the Blarney Stone involves being dangled over a ledge by your ankles.

[Replies From View]

Singer's Stitch is about the sewing machines, not some kind of stitch caused by the physical exertion of singing.

[Paul Calf]

It's worth saying that Barry takes a dim view of unilaterally publicly posting the contents of DM contents, pretty much regardless of who sent them. Probably fine to share that you've had an unsolicited PM and letting Barry know the specifics so he can do whatever he needs to.

New page spoil sport cunt.

I suspect that the people who are saying that they've received DMs from DM are fibbing for comic effect.

[Replies From View]

I suspect that the people who are saying that they've received DMs from DM are fibbing for comic effect.

Indeed; as far as I'm aware direct messaging hadn't even been invented when Danger Mouse was first drawn.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Titmus used to send great pm's, usually a picture of Alan Brazil or simply 'had a wank' at about 5in the morning.

[Replies From View]

Titmus used to send great pm's, usually a picture of Alan Brazil or simply 'had a wank' at about 5in the morning.

5 inches isn't too bad.

[gilbertharding]

Jetsam is from the word 'jettison', as opposed to Flotsam.

Legally (it says here) Flotsam is yours if you find it whereas Jetsam should be returned to the party who deliberately dumped it.

[Gregory Torso]

Jimbo from "Jimbo and the Jet Set" was being groomed by that old warplane and Phil The Fuel Truck knew and he did NOTHING.

[zomgmouse]

Jetsam is from the word 'jettison', as opposed to Flotsam.

...which is from the word "flottison", as made famous by my cousin Modest.

[ToneLa]

Next time I'm told I should be banned and it ruins my night, I should probably see if that person uses it with others, as it would save me a lot of paranoia that I'll be banned for rules I don't know about

And I should probably get back on citalopram as I'm starting to find people totally objectionable again :/

[kittens]

yes buddy i was just joshing, don't worry about it. unfortunately the rules do say however that if you don't see when i am just joshing you should be banned.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Next time I'm told I should be banned and it ruins my night, I should probably see if that person uses it with others, as it would save me a lot of paranoia that I'll be banned for rules I don't know about

And I should probably get back on citalopram as I'm starting to find people totally objectionable again :/

Don't let people who still wear pyjama's push you around online lid.

[ToneLa]

Don't let people who still wear pyjama's push you around online lid.

Thanks mate. Obvious things I just realised : I wear jeans and it's cool!

[Jerzy Bondov]

We need a list of posters who are needlessly aggressive for a joke, and those who are needlessly aggressive because they're bad bastards.