Can you watch this for a second? Just have to nip out.

[Ferris]

Keep an eye on it - have to get something from the shops.

Will be back ten minutes tops.

[Captain Z]

OK I've done my second, someone else's turn.

[Glebe]

Crikey, an enormous cake left cooling on a window sill - now for a feast, eh readers? Sloo!

[popcorn]

[Ferris]

Alright everyone, back now. Sorry about that - bumped into Terry from the golf club and you start talking and suddenly where does the time go!

Anyway, I'll just grab my cake and be off. The school of deprived orphans are very excited about it.

[touchingcloth]

Sloo!

My favourite Harrison Ford film.

[Ferris]

Sorry did someone move the cake? It's not where I left it

[popcorn]

where did you leave it?

[Ferris]

On the thing there; just there look.

[popcorn]

[Lemming]

Uhh, here it is! Found it! Looking just as good and professional as it did when you left it!

[Glebe]

READER'S VOICE: I 'doughnut'* think that cake will be safe for long!

*Doughnuts sort of count as a type of cake.

[Glebe]

[Poobum]

Don't see why I have to watch a cake just so you can flaunt your nips, not at all, and in the presence of orphans! Sick.