Cypher wants out of the Matrix again

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he's sick of the taste of aberdeen angus steaks now


wants back out of the Matrix






pls help him he promises to be good this time

[frajer]

Yeah yeah and how long until he's crying about getting back into the Matrix and going for posh steak dinner dates with Agent Smith and slagging off Mr. Anderson yet again.

Lad doesn't know what he wants, he's his own worst enemy. He should run a simulation where he grows the hell up.

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he promises it will be different this time


pls give him a second chance

[Glebe]

He wants to be somebody important, like an actor. How droll!

[frajer]

I give it 3 days before he's weary of eating that grey porridge slop and we find him drawing steaks on Procreate and licking the screen.

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He wants to be somebody important, like an actor. How droll!

honestly guys pls believe him


he is saying that he hates being an actor now and that ignorance isn't even bliss





he just wants out of the matrix and then that will be it

[Dr Rock]

What are you, his mate or something.

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no he isn't my mate I just know he needs a bit of support these days



he just needs your help is that too much to ask

[frajer]

Cypher was always having a go at Morpheus, "why didn't I take the blue pill?" indeed. Ungrateful lad can stay in the Matrix and eat his steaks every night and think about what he did.

[Dr Rock]

This is a scam. I'm calling the police.

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how would you feel if you were him

[Glebe]

You can have anything you want, Mr. Cypher!

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ignorance is rubbish, he is saying

[Glebe]

Fake steaks.

[Captain Z]

Take the yellow pill.

Still in the matrix but boy do my joints feel supple again.

[frajer]

Brass neck on this Cypher.

"Good afternoon Mr. Cypher. Can you get me the access codes for Zion, Mr. Cypher? I am an Agent who wants to destroy humanity and I have the code to write well-cooked steaks."

And Cypher says yes thanks! No he's made his bed inside the Matrix, let him lie in it.

[Glebe]

TANK: I've killed Cypher mate, that surely earns me a place in the sequel!

NEO: Nah, mate. Nah.

[Mr Trumpet]

The access code for Zion is 1234. Stupid techno crusties.

[Captain Z]

That's amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage!

[Glebe]

The access code for Zion is 1234.

"Could you write that down Morpheus?"

"Hang on Neo, mate... anyone got a biro?"

[frajer]

Not like this.

Not like this.

[Glebe]

I really found his character to be a bit of a cypher!

[frajer]

LuCypher, more like!!

Ok but seriously he is not coming out of that Matrix, he can chew on those fine steaks until the last server shuts down.

[badaids]

Remember when he beat a pregnant woman to death behind the bins at the back of the Bing.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Cypher: nah i didn't mean put me in the space ship to fight the computers and that, I meant just leave me in this warm vat of goo with the nutrients going in, I can't be fucked having to work and that in the simulation, the womb thing seems better.