Ladies and Gentlemen I give you: shiftwork2's first ever 'jerk-off instruction'!

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take it away, shiftwork2!

[Glebe]

I've been trying this but I just can't get it right!

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shiftwork2 is perfectly on schedule; be patient everyone

[selectivememory]

Well, if it's all the same to you, I'm going to put my pants back on until he arrives. Feel a bit silly just stood here like this.

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It's his first ever 'jerk-off instruction' so nerves are to be expected; let's please endeavour to welcome him into this community with open arms.

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Come on now, shiftwork2.  No need to be bashful.

[Glebe]

Can somebody shut this rude ostrich up?

[Fishfinger]

You had me at "Ladies and Gentlemen".

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I think we will need to tempt shiftwork2 out of the shadows; what do you say.

COME ON SHIFTWORK2 - COME ON ITS FINE

everyone join in

IT'S ABSOLUTELY FINE SITUATION WE ARE ALL YOUR FRIENDS HERE, COME ON

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shiftwork2 maybe you could simply hand us the script for your first ever 'jerk-off instruction' and we could read it out?

At least then you would still get your efforts recognised and the feedback you deserve?  What I don't want is for all your studies to go to waste.

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Too shy.


Alright then buddy; best wishes for all your future ventures x

[Glebe]

You had me at "Ladies and Gentlemen".

Jerry Maguire at the Royal Variety Performance.