I have something to tell you

[itsfredtitmus]

You know how sometimes the smell from the cat having a shite in the bathroom tray gets wafted into the living room and nearly makes us vomit

well

thats not the cat sonny

thats fucking me

im the one making the smell :(

its coming from me :(

i did a poo :(

[itsfredtitmus]

im so sorry its so embarrassing :(

[anton dick]

Billy Ocean first draft "met with raised eyebrows" at record label offices

[Huxleys Babkins]

What's the point of having a perfectly good toilet if you're just going to vacate your bowels into the cat litter tray?

[BlodwynPig]

What's on the VHS that I found under your bed titled "Cat smell sauce" (sic)

[bgmnts]

Why does it smell like vinegar and offal?