Have you subscribed to access Emerald Member status on CaB

[shoulders]

Emerald Status is what it's all about.

High fives to any Emerald buddies reading this.

Raspberries and vicious dunks to the scum-trogs still scuttling along at the bottom.

Emerald Group Status is like suddenly finding a nicer variety of oxygen.

[shiftwork2]

I used my Emerald Member status to gain access to the Bovine Lounge at Heathrow Airport last week.  I imagined the licey freaks wallowing around outside in their own filth and I had a little chuckle over a glass of milk.

[Pink Gregory]

i like this emerald membership it means i can catch Rayquaza

[Janie Jones]

 Not interested in the gewgaws like those described above but I'm enjoying Lisa Jesusandmarychain's OnlyCaBs and Buelligan's Thought for the Day so overall it's worth the considerable cost.

[canadagoose]

How do I do this please, can I fling Neil emeralds on Minecraft?

[shoulders]

How do I do this please, can I fling Neil emeralds on Minecraft?

Looks like someone hasn't been contacted about the subscription, I wonder why you've not been included. Have you upset the CaB authorities?

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I was able to jizz into the emerald member status elixir tank with zero comeuppance; make of that what you will.

[shoulders]

I was able to jizz into the emerald member status elixir tank with zero comeuppance; make of that what you will.

The drugs we give these lower tier members are still effective, seemingly. That's good news.