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Ringo Starr- HR enforcer

Started by Mr Farenheit, January 25, 2023, 03:31:36 AM

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Mr Farenheit


"This is a serious message to everyone right now peace and love, peace and love. I want to tell you please after the 20th of October do not show up for work. Your department is being shut down. Do not show me your employment contract, it's gonna be tossed. I'm warning you all with peace and love there will be no redundancy payment thank you thank you and no taking any stationery, anyway peace and love, peace and love."

Ferris

We want to thank you for your service with peace and love but as of 15 minutes ago you are no longer an employee of the firm and need to vacate the premises. These large gentlemen will escort you of our property.

With peace and love.


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The fat controller is no longer your friendly paedophile chum; he works solely for us now, peace and love

Mr Farenheit

The company is warning you with peace and love that persistant lateness will lead to employees being bricked up in a tunnel. Peace and love, peace and love.


Glebe



"I'm asking you with PEACE and LOVE to clear out your desk!"