Simon the Sweet Sleep Paralysis Demon

[bgmnts]

Sorry mate listen you've imagined me and I am slightly real but honestly you're in good hands here buddy. I'm just going to terrify you for a little bit alright but then afterwards I'll make you a nice cup of tea and we can have a little chinwag alright mate?

[Glebe]

Get off me you amiable succubus!

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Simon says MOVE YOUR LEGS! Ahhhh we have a good time don't we