PHWOARR (the sexy people thread)

[Monsieur Verdoux]

actually a doppelganger

[kidsick5000]

fitness instructor convicted of running a prostitution ring out of her Zumba studio

I'm sure it was one of those fun, cute and quirky prostitution rings as seen in films and TV

[kidsick5000]

Jan 31
accidentally biting off husbands penis

[Mr Banlon]

Elis Regina : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwLcOp8R58w

[itsfredtitmus]

[Dr Rock]

Much like me in 1987. I didn't like the hair-metal bands the look might suggest, I liked MBV and Big Black. But dressing like an indie kid wasn't sexy enough; looking like Zodiac Mindwarp seemed just the ticket to get attention from pretty ladies, as was my fancy at the time.

[Phobophile89]

Hey, i stumbled accross this forum by pure luck.

I see this is the official Captain social club!

Can you name her???

[Johnny Yesno]

Edge. Lord.

[itsfredtitmus]

Much like me in 1987. I didn't like the hair-metal bands the look might suggest, I liked MBV and Big Black. But dressing like an indie kid wasn't sexy enough; looking like Zodiac Mindwarp seemed just the ticket to get attention from pretty ladies, as was my fancy at the time.

bet you were knock out x

[Better Midlands]

Hey, i stumbled accross this forum by pure luck.

I see this is the official Captain social club!

Can you name her???

Zoella's let herself go (to the dentist)

[mothman]

Hey, i stumbled accross this forum by pure luck.

I see this is the official Captain social club!

Can you name her???

You'd think after her investigation into the drug scene ended so badly with the Ketamine incident, that Katie Hopkins would've had second thoughts about the follow-up programme looking at the world of pornography.

[thecuriousorange]

This thread would be less gross if there were more sexy men it.

[Captain Z]

Arson ?  https://twitter.com/mugshotbaes/status/971566180170428416
For smoldering good looks.

I'd let her arson my face.

[pigamus]

This thread would be less gross if there were more sexy men it.

But why aren't there more sexy men in it? Who's stopping you posting fit blokes? I've never quite understood the objections to this thread and others like it. It annoys me, quite frankly. It's just pictures of very beautiful women with their clothes on - where's the harm?

[Steven]

But why aren't there more sexy men in it? Who's stopping you posting fit blokes? I've never quite understood the objections to this thread and others like it. It annoys me, quite frankly. It's just pictures of very beautiful women with their clothes on - where's the harm?

Alright, then. Sammy Case:

[Zero Gravitas]

Great! Diversify the thread by posting a paedophile!

[Dr Syntax Head]

SHE'S SO GORGEOUS! I can't function.

[dex]

She looks like a nutter and would be rather kinky in my mind.

[Dr Syntax Head]

She looks like a nutter and would be rather kinky in my mind.

I'm pretty sure one would not come away unscathed. Or indeed would not come.

[dex]

Probably running B wing in chokey as we speak...

[Steven]

Great! Diversify the thread by posting a paedophile!

Oh dear.

[mothman]

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/19/leeds-lasses-show-true-northern-grit-mini-beast-east-fails-spoil-night-7397896

[JoeyBananaduck]

And here I thought Leeds was full of coked up slappers on a Friday night. Well that showed me.

[Dr Syntax Head]

Megabus ticket to Leeds booked.

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

Pah, if that was in Newcastle they wouldn't bother even wearing jackets.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I'm pretty sure one would not come away unscathed. Or indeed would not come.

I reckon she'd do stuff you wouldn't even feel comfortable whispering into a dog's ear.

[BlodwynPig]

I reckon she'd do stuff you wouldn't even feel comfortable whispering into a dog's ear.

"sausages"

[itsfredtitmus]

This thread would be less gross if there were more sexy men it.

too butch

[machotrouts]

No man who can be described as a "hunk" is sexy. Some women pretend hunks are sexy but that's because they're asexual and just trying to fit in. I don't make the rules. Well, actually I just did

Black and white isn't sexy either. Black and white photos can be glamorous or tragic but not sexy. That's also a rule

Somebody's going to quote the "Black and white isn't sexy" bit and reply "racist" – and, fair play to them, that is funny

[DistressedArea]

This thread would be less gross if there were more sexy men it.

Are you kidding me?  She looks like a man.   She's got man hands.