CaB magazine wants *YOU'RE* funny writing! (deadline midnight Feb 18th)

[Spoon of Ploff]

got no comic ideas can someone help me out

The Further Adventures of Liz

1. Liz on the planet where Cloths are Forbidden
2. Liz Verses The Tentacle Monster From Gamma Epsilon 9
3. Liz Reads Proust... and is abducted by aliens from Fomalhaut, notorious for their probing techniques
4. Liz Verse Wonder Woman cross over (potential copyright issues)
5. Liz

[Spoon of Ploff]

Ohhh I know madhair60. How about doing a summary of a Graham Masterton novel in a one page MS Paint comic?

There's no way in the world that this is anything other than the best idea I've had today.

[spamwangler]

got no comic ideas can someone help me out

prams, but with bums

a pie maker; he is dire

asphixiy-wank flinstones

all yours for fucking nothing mate

[Cerys]

A man who is convinced that his sexual partners will steal his penis, and takes extreme precautions to prevent this.

[biggytitbo]

The dalai lama solves crimes with Steve Cram as his assistant.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Homer becomes "Pie Man", a masked vigilante who delivers a pie in the face of justice to evildoers. However, after attacking Mr. Burns, Burns hires him as a personal hitman, until Homer is ordered to attack the Dalai Lama.

[pancreas]

Joey Bananaduck is prescient. I had not read his post...

[zomgmouse]

Dear sweet The Editors,

Have you thought about a cover yet?

I was thinking the face of the boy from Mad Magazine except instead of his face it's a gaping anus.

[biggytitbo]

Or use a picture of Mike Gapes.

[madhair60]

I might do the Alt-Right Kids or the Bees That Fuck Up, I like those

Spoon Of, again, I will draw Liz porn in exchange for money. I will prostitute my characters willingly.

[doppelkorn]

Last call for this issue, you bumshits. Yeah we're lenient, but don't mistake that for apathy. If it's not with us by Tuesday at midnight, you're toast!

Have a great,

Your editors.

[spamwangler]

i give you these: take them or leave them

[pancreas]

Last call for this issue, you bumshits. Yeah we're lenient, but don't mistake that for apathy. If it's not with us by Tuesday at midnight, you're toast!

Have a great,

Your editors.

Yeah, shithouses! We're going to break your legs if you don't submit on time!

[madhair60]

Submitted mine now

[dr beat]

I might have a couple of things I can send - if I don't, remind me

[Chairman Bodog]

I got more scatscrawl and wandering clutches but I can conserve as many as you finger for the next issue. Is that too ambitious? Pray be a flop go hard.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Most ears can't detect the ultrasonic subcarrier, carry on as normal.

[bgmnts]

Can someone funnier than me write something about the struggles of being an adult and trying to conquer cursive writing? I just can't do lower case r's and capital G's!

[madhair60]

sgoin on with this then

[pancreas]

Dunno about the other cunts, but I've voted on what I want in it.

[nedthemumbler]

They have presumably judged what they have received to be simply too funny for safe release into the wider population.

And storing it in a hollowed out mountain silo-style facility.

[doppelkorn]

Google has seized our assets.

No we're just on the voting phase. Pancreas is at the vanguard of this. I'm more of a humour-facilitating media node at present.

[gilbertharding]

Marilyn?

[Spoon of Ploff]

... we're just on the voting phase ...

I'd be devastated if my 100 page essay on the maintenance of Rutland's hedgerows is not included in full.

Devastated.

[spamwangler]

Marilyn?

Bridget

[Chairman Bodog]

Bump your mother



Is this still a thing and when do I get my royalties for the seppukkake fusion doodles?

[pancreas]

Bump your mother



Is this still a thing and when do I get my royalties for the seppukkake fusion doodles?

Feeling you mang.

Our gallant leader, doppelkorn, is hereby found indolent.

[Janie Jones]

(Big edit to delete demeaning comments about editorial panel)

[also] Bodog, here, whose comedy sensibilities, when anyone can understand them, seem to consist of saying women smell of fish, is one of your contributors? Ooh, I can't fucking wait. What a massive winner you have on your hands here, lads.

[pancreas]

Delete that please.

[Janie Jones]

Why? Inaccurate?