Hearing a lot about this Monkey Harris character

Pink Gregory · November 20, 2022, 06:34:51 PM

sorry to disappoint you but I think he's made up

Fambo Number Mive · November 20, 2022, 06:36:14 PM

You say that but I'm cuddled up to him in our bed right now.

Fambo Number Mive · November 20, 2022, 06:38:35 PM

There's even a Monkey Harris band: https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/monkey-harris

Pink Gregory · November 20, 2022, 07:15:39 PM

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on November 20, 2022, 06:36:14 PMYou say that but I'm cuddled up to him in our bed right now.

Why is Monkey Harris in our bed

Fambo Number Mive · November 20, 2022, 07:17:08 PM

Because he asked nicely and brought along some sandwiches to share.

Pink Gregory · November 20, 2022, 07:40:08 PM

Fambo, don't look now, but Monkey Harris has dined n' dashed

and wiped his cock on the curtains

kalowski · November 20, 2022, 07:48:16 PM

It's slang for a chimpanzee's arse, isn't it?

Shaxberd · November 20, 2022, 10:27:43 PM

Quote from: Pink Gregory on November 20, 2022, 07:40:08 PMFambo, don't look now, but Monkey Harris has dined n' dashed

What is the charge? Being a character? A succulent HS Art character?

dontpaintyourteeth · November 20, 2022, 10:31:25 PM

That's right, he's made up... made up to be mentioned in so many H.S. Art threads!!