Bradley Walsh and his murderous time travelling

[GMTV]

So Bradley Walsh has been responsible for manipulating the course of history by time travelling and murdering key figures before they can make positive impacts. All the recent global events that have been for the worse wouldn't have happened had people been alive we're not even aware of. For example, he saw a close advisor of Vladimir Putin dissuade him from the invasion of Ukraine, so he went 40 years in the past and that person died in an apparently accidental car crash.

There were also huge breakthroughs in renewable energy in the original timeline, to the point the UK was almost entirely carbon neutral. Old Bradders has put a stop to that.

His other use for time travelling is to see what answers people come up on his various quiz shows The Chase and Blankety Blank. He runs through it first, gets the answers, travels back a few weeks to work on hilarious responses, then goes forward and delivers the punchlines. This way he appears a quick witted and competent quiz show host, and is the reason he continues to find similar work.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

this name
sounds like
fanny smeller
chortle

[Glebe]

Walsh has been messing around with the timeline like nobody's business!