The Krankies have rewritten all of American history

[The Bardney Sugar Factory]

yes The Krankies have cloned themselves and mastered time travel and now all of American History has been rewritten

Ian Krankies is the President and every state governer and every time he addresses his electorate wee Jimmy fucking interrupts him by pulling his trousers down and squirting creosote up his ian pipe.

All of American History now wee mcfuckin Krankies time forever

Wee Jimmy Krankies eats a grapefruit and his morning after queef is the invention of LSD.

Thar Krankies declare war on Vietnam for not laughing at their fabled "rubbery chicken" sketch.

JFK (Jimmy Fucking Krankies) was assassinated by Keith Harris Orville from the top window of the Rainbow Book Depository.

the Krankies sunbathe topless and cause the Titanic to commit suicide by driving into an iceberg

[Glebe]

They went back to 'ye olden days' with John Barrowman and genetically modified cows.