That's all I got

[touchingcloth]

Bob Mould. An ice cube tray or sutin

[rasta-spouse]

a Tom Waits hologram for schools

[dr_christian_troy]

There's a shed full of spanners in the Outer Hebrides and NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT

[zomgmouse]

Blessphemy. Holy sins.

[petril]

Gareth "Gaz Top" Jones on Other Drugs

with hilarious consequences

[Spoon of Ploff]

Coffin Dodgers: contestants literally have to avoid being hit by coffins that are thrown at them,

[Lordofthefiles]

Coffin Dodgers: contestants literally have to avoid being hit by coffins that are thrown at them,

Coughing Todgers: erm, something about nobs with cigarettes stuck in their "mouths".

[touchingcloth]

Cadavers in cars getting coffins.

[petril]

The Boy With Willie Thorne In A Car Getting Coffee

[zomgmouse]

Lembit Mines

Like limpet mines but with famous politician Lembit Öpik

[Dex Sawash]

Sloe Clap, pretty much like regular gonnorhea but the discharge is quite cloying

[dr_christian_troy]

SLOE GIN, TAKE IT EASY

[zomgmouse]

Dick chainy

[the]

a Tom Waits hologram for schools

Imagine if your cash-strapped school ordered one of these, and it turns up and gets installed, and it's a John Waite hologram

[PlanktonSideburns]

Sexy's Midnight Runners and their number one hit, yes wait for it wait for it, 'Cum On Eileen'.

Actually not good enough for this thread.

Well done, in a way

[PlanktonSideburns]

Mission limpossible :

One of those channel four science scoffs at blokes that can't get hard

[touchingcloth]

Imagine if your cash-strapped school ordered one of these, and it turns up and gets installed, and it's a John Waite hologram

Imagine if your school deliberately order a John Waite hologram, but it arrives and it turns out to be a Terry Waite one.

[touchingcloth]

"You'll have someone's Jap's eye out with that".

[Gregory Torso]

"Don't Waite Up" - sitcom with Nigel Havers as Terry Waite and Tony Britton as a hallucinatory Tom Waits. Five fucking stars, Radio Times.

[touchingcloth]

Randall and Hopkirk (Paedo).

[Lordofthefiles]

The Prorogues (featuring Kirsty Macoll)

[zomgmouse]

Spunk Rock

[Ferris]

Spunknik.

First sex rocket in space.

[sponk]

Lemsip Opik

[Lordofthefiles]

Piss Flaps

On a tent.
Literally flaps to piss out of instead of unzipping the two front doors and staggering out into the dark mysterious night for a slash.

[petril]

Piss Flaps

On a tent.
Literally flaps to piss out of instead of unzipping the two front doors and staggering out into the dark mysterious night for a slash.

more comfortable then being on the outside pissin in

[touchingcloth]

The bath of the righteous man.

[dr_christian_troy]

Fanta Stick (fantastic) - orange lollies made from Fanta

[rasta-spouse]

a hemp tapestry of the last days of Raul Moat on display at an Inuit wedding

[grassbath]

Armitage Shanks

Poet laureate's new collection 'aimed at street gangs'

Hung Parliament

Political sex comedy




Second one must have been done before