Coincidence (Contains scenes of moderate emotion)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Despite her repetition of 'young, free and single' I barely got so much as a sniff until bye-bye time. Apparently her brother and some of her friends have been telling her to go out with me because I'm a good guy which must mean I really am fucked for this. I had to take off because the mere concept of her being amorous with other men was making me feel ill.

Though we are meeting up tomorrow and spending a potentially pleasant afternoon by the estuary chilling the hell out and hopefully righting a few of the wrongs from last night. God I wish I had a chance with someone who wasn't borderline insane. More than that I just want to roll around in the reeds with the sexy bitch. Why didn't I just say that?! Fuck fuck fuck fuck bastards.

[Baxter]

By the sounds of that you've 'turned' her, I'd give up now.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Well I caught her for a Facebook IM post-mortem and it turned out there was less to worry about than I thought. She said I hadn't outgrown my usefulness and shouldn't put myself down (she was referring to me denigrating myself, not liquidation). Tomorrow's estuary encounter is very much on, and I will have her essentially all to myself for a while, which is to be honest, all that I wanted.

The way things have gone, I'll be surprised if we do end up making out in a sort of reed-rolling around fashion, but we'll see how it goes.

As for the 'turned' comment, this girl still rather embellishly describes herself as bisexual.

[ThickAndCreamy]

Don't worry Shoulders, everyone is bisexual. She's probably a good bisexual ratio for yourself of around 80:20 in the favour of the male species, therefore your chance of luck is very high and the chance of a potential threesome seems even more likely if your that way inclined of wrecking a perfectly good relationship.

I'm sure your time today will be lovely, just take a nice picnic and pretend she's your mother, lavishing her with joyous food filled gifts for Mothers day, she's sure to get turned on by that, any sane women would.

[purlieu]

OH GOD
Why did you post that?
Don't you know how easily swayed that boy is?
You've ruined his life!
I can hear her scream as he calls her mum already.