The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[Smeraldina Rima]

Great result. The best team won.

Come on England. It's time for an England celebration.

This is a young, exciting team and they have the talent to go far in the competition. You can only beat the teams in front of of you and we have done exactly that in topping the Group of Death.

England are going to nuke these cunts back to the Dark Ages. They'll be building homes out of shit and eating soil come Wednesday. There will be no more spellbinding Schloss Eggenberg Samichlaus Schwarzes Doppelbock with a big plate of white sausage, fries, sauerkraut and mustard, the molten ghouls will be lapping up radioactive waste to try to kill themselves faster. This is the joy of sport. 2-1 England.

[oustropique]

A sarcastic protocol droid?
"Hey, ambassador. Get your own drinks, ya jackass!"

[non capisco]

Torso's Bobby Gillespie thread on H.S Art. He really captures the essence of that fuckin weapon.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

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[Kankurette]

Second half, Rodon sent off for a flying drop-kick at the ref.

FT  Wales 0  Denmark 3
                   Dolberg 27, Hojbjerg-Glavin 46, Bale's man-bun (og) 90+1

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

The Danes have pulverised them and made them into a protein shake for their next game

[Kankurette]

Torso's Bobby Gillespie thread on H.S Art. He really captures the essence of that fuckin weapon.

The whole thread is a thing of beauty, chile.

[Utter Shit]

Rodney:
Joan, I want you to meet your new brother, Cassandra's miscarriage!

Cassandra's miscarriage:
Cowabunga, dudes!

Rodney:
Mwah! Mwah mwah! Give it a try! It's like kissing a blancmange.

Cassandra:
Rodney, I want that thing out of my house.

FFS

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Hahahah

[non capisco]

^ Just hot footed it in here to also post that one, just had me roaring. Limitless gold in that OFAH thread but that one topped it.

[Kankurette]

Not really familiar with Mumford & Sons but I imagine they permanently dress in longjohns and bowler hats, four of them play the sousaphone and they are trying to bring apartheid to Surrey.

[mothman]

A few of the James Bond Facts have had me hooting with glee.

[Paul Calf]

More a slightly guilty chuckle than a guffaw, but:

Imagine being a paedophile in Greenock. "Living dangerously" seems like an understatement.

[Kankurette]

Years ago one of the columns in the Glasgow Herald made a running joke out of the bizarre things that would appear in the court reports of the Greenock Telegraph. Nowadays, woke snowflakes would probably tell them that it wasn't PC to do this kind of thing, but my favourite excerpt was:

'Mrs Myra Rancier (36) told the court....she had not seen everything as she was blind in one eye, was drinking Super Lager and had been reading Bunty comics at the time.'

[lankyguy95]

The absolute insistence upon ending a sentence with "Clive" in the Euro 2020 thread.

[mothman]

The absolute insistence upon ending a sentence with "Clive" in the Euro 2020 thread.

FUCK. Just as I read that, one of the commentators on ITV did actually end a sentence with "Clive."

[Blue Jam]

It was hiding in plain sight all along!

[Kankurette]

Please fucking poison yourself with your own concentrated farts Clive clive clive clive clive

[steve98]

The absolute insistence upon ending a sentence with "Clive" in the Euro 2020 thread.

[Paul Calf]

Catching up on the football thread, still chuckling at this:

Austria playing like a nation of incest sex dungeon builders.

[Kankurette]

Gaze too long into the Clive, and the Clive gazes back at you.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Thanks Clive. Back to you in the studio, Gary.

[Blue Jam]

Just the bluntness of this:

I hope England is blown up by a great big bomb.

[SpiderChrist]

Kane total peadwraith. Check the cunt's HDD and Yewtree him to fuck before the nation descend into the sepulchre.

[SpiderChrist]

Why the fuck are we playing nine defenders

Get Grealish and Foden on now and roll the fucking dice you paedophile cunt

[Catalogue of ills]

It's a very funny thread, probably especially so if you don't really care about football

[Cuellar]

Focusing on a crying German child. Harsh.

Yeah, the director needs a kick in the flaps/nuts for that.

Get a grip. These cunts turned people into lampshades.

[steve98]

At least she's not been tossed aloft and impaled on a bayonet. That's because the English aren't savages.

[shagatha crustie]

Are you going with Custard are yuou because I have to send the answers to the devil

[buttgammon]

Yeah, it was a city of culture

Superb!