The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[Captain Z]

He's in soil.

[non capisco]

This Peter's Mad Thought from Echo Valley 2-6809

Coming home from a late evening walk just now in the dark there were quite a few houses along the way with ground floor windows wide open in the heat and curtains drawn shut as people watched TV. 
Kept getting the urge to pop my head through an open window to say "Good evening!" in Kenneth Williams's 'Snide' voice from Hancock's Half Hour.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

criminal how many laffs glebe gives me a week for free

[chveik]

lol that's great

[Glebe]

Tnx folks!

[Mr Farenheit]

criminal how many laffs glebe gives me a week for free

????

He charges me, and it's not cheap!

[Smeraldina Rima]

[idunnosomename]

Good job on the clingfilm-covered picture too

Disappointed when I went into the thread and the Sgt Peppers reference had already been made

[popcorn]

Don't know anything about this film

This is the calmest the villain of "Undefeatable" gets:

[Glebe]

'Terry and Dune', nice one Alberon!

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

If the spawn of Sting decided to call themselves Little Prick they would absolutely have my respect no matter what sort of art or whatever they ended up making.

[St_Eddie]

A wonderfully esoteric joke but one which I appreciated.

[Glebe]

Thanks Ed!

[Chedney Honks]

They put a whole load of phrases into the scipts for voice actors and then program it accordingly, like a soundboard.

Fucking crying my eyes out here.

[Chedney Honks]

Went to Home Bargains to buy some discounted grief matter.

[pigamus]

         

Not sure what the OP wants this for but I'll catch up later.

This is an extremely stupid joke and I salute it

[Kankurette]

Shoulders on Bananacunt:

Love the video just being a retelling of all the bad things that has happened to him since being a total unrepentant cunt to people. 'I've been shat on by a duck five times in an hour, the taxi driver called me a cunt, I had the door slammed in my face by a total stranger, I got served undercooked chicken by a teenager, I fell down some steps, I had my credit cards revoked, I was blamed for a pylon collapsing, I was attacked with a cricket bat in Plymouth, I had a skin infection and the doctor said he was only treating it "because he had to", i was chased by 9 dogs outside Rochester, my ps4 broke, I burnt some toast, everyone who looks at me burnishes with hatred, i pissed myself in the night time then rolled into it in error... '

[Blue Jam]

This is an extremely stupid joke and I salute it

Oh wow that's brilliant

[Paul Calf]

Yeah. Took me a while to get it :)

[Twit 2]

I don't get it.

[Dex Sawash]

This is why I stay out of oscillations

[Pseudopath]

I don't get it.

Original Musiquarium is a Greatest Hits collection by Stevie Wonder. Check what he's done to the track titles in the photos, then re-read the original thread title.

[Sonny_Jim]

Lovely bit of Adrian Chiles roleplay:

"Hi it's me, Adrain Chiles, subscribe to my Onlyfans and watch me eat some cheese and crackers, slowly. Ever wondered what my favourite crackers for cheese are? Become a premium subscriber and I'll tell you not only about the crackers but the boxes they come in, rating motifs, packaging material quality and 'openupability'.  Need to know what I'm up to? Keep up to date on my movements with a Chiles chat message; I'll let you know when I'm walking the dog with a "just walking the dog" text.  Get my thoughts on how difficult it is nowadays to buy decent trainers for size 8 and a half feet and I've also got some tips on how to appropriately use talcum powder for those of you feeling more adventurous"

[Twit 2]

Original Musiquarium is a Greatest Hits collection by Stevie Wonder. Check what he's done to the track titles in the photos, then re-read the original thread title.

Ah, thank you.

[Thomas]

the other night my normally wonderful nature wife went mad

and

(laughing but disrespectfully) The comedy forum! What does the comedy forum know about sinks?

[Chedney Honks]

I'm ashamed to say this, would often piss in his garden on the way back from the pub and once sent him a postcard from hell signed by his recently deceased dog.

Fucking hell.

[madhair60]

Yeah came to post that too

[imitationleather]

Absolutely brilliant stuff.

[bgmnts]

Coughed up half a lung reading that.

[touchingcloth]

Coughed up half a lung reading that.

Which half?