A serial lawbreaking liar - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson scandal thread 2

[pancreas]

Anyone who believes he won't spend the next three months scheming as to how to keep hold of power is a fool. He must be removed now.

[Norton Canes]

DONE

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

IM CLOSE

[Butchers Blind]

Quitter.

[Inspector Norse]

Boris Johnson's resignation means the Conservative leadership contest has now officially started. On the Today programme this morning Suella Braverman, the attorney general, and Steve Baker, the former Brexit minister, have both been making a pitch for the job.

COME BACK BORIS ALL IS FORGIVEN

[Norton Canes]

Thank god for that. Got a mate's mum's funeral this afternoon, was worried it would all happen then

[steve98]

The drivers'll be next to go; he'll have to walk away from No 10, after his resignation speech.

[Inspector Norse]

So shit at his job he can't even resign properly

[lipsink]

His speech will be "We leave a great legacy. We Got Brexit Done, dealt with Covid and most importantly DEFEATED THE EVIL JEREMY CORBYNZ!!!!"

[Norton Canes]

Can't believe the f***er's done it at a time it's totally inappropriate to get pissed

[Paul Calf]

If he carries on for 3 months who will fill the vacant posts until then?
Will they be appointed by committee?

The Rt. Hon. Adolf WhoHe
The Rt. Hon. Rita Mussolini
The Rt. Hon. Col. Everard Blimp
Lord Syphilis of Decay-on-Sea
The Rt. Hon. Failed Turing-Test
Michael Gove

[Urinal Cake]

That's too bad. There might've been a good bet on what happens first: Queen dead or Boris out.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Beautiful head of hair on Charlie Stayt. That's how it's done.

[BritishHobo]

Well annoyed, I didn't have the news on because I thought it would be more of the same time-filling as yesterday.

A SHORTER TIME IN OFFICE THAN THERESA MAY HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF

[greencalx]

That's a shame. I was just getting into this. Much more fun than the leadership contest which is to follow. My money is that they will keep managing to find a leader who is somehow worse than the previous one.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Fucking hell this guy resigned



No it's his real head!

Kid whose holding in a fart meme has done well for himself (until recently)

[Ron Maels Moustache]

"I never thought I'd say this, but...I'm leaving No. 10! In three months."

[jobotic]

That's a shame. I was just getting into this. Much more fun than the leadership contest which is to follow. My money is that they will keep managing to find a leader who is somehow worse than the previous one.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jul/07/anti-green-mp-steve-baker-considering-running-for-pm-if-boris-johnson-goes

[Alberon]

I'm still hoping he's going to blindside everyone and announce a general election insted of resigning.

[jobotic]

Supposed to enjoy this. Eaten up with dread instead.

[Alberon]

If he'd been removed by a vote of no confidence he couldn't run again, but now he's resigning he could...

[Sebastian Cobb]

I'm still hoping he's going to blindside everyone and announce a general election insted of resigning.

BBC have hastily changed from 'will resign today' to 'will resign but will remain as PM until autumn'. He's already being a tease, lol

[Huxleys Babkins]

The pound was trading higher on the news of Boris Johnson's resignation - up 0.6% at 1.198 US dollars and 0.4% stronger at 1.174 euros, PA Media reports.

GETTING THE JOB DONE.

[jobotic]

It was fun while he was smashing things up.

Now comes the privitsation of the NHS, trans people being made illegal, trade unions being made into terrorist organisations, death penalty and the deliberate destruction of the planet.

[jobotic]

Corbyn should sue Zahawi, while we still have courts.

[oggyraiding]

If I were Boris, I would smear shit all over the walls of Number 10, and put prawns behind the radiators, so by the time the usurper takes charge the house smells like poo and rotten shellfish. Devilish.

[BritishHobo]

A SHORTER TIME IN OFFICE THAN THERESA MAY HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF

Well he's fucked this already hasn't he

[TrenterPercenter]

It was fun while he was smashing things up.

Now comes the privitsation of the NHS, trans people being made illegal, trade unions being made into terrorist organisations, death penalty and the deliberate destruction of the planet.

Jesus just enjoy today.

[Alberon]

If he's in office for another 32 days (which he probably will be) then he'll pass May's record.

[BritishHobo]

FUMING.