A serial lawbreaking liar - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson scandal thread 2

[Alberon]

Starmer knows any vote of no confidence he brings will fail, but it will force the Tories to vote for a Johnson led government again.

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Boris Johnson?  Gogo Gonegone more like, haha!!

[Mobius]

Sky just said he's gonna come out and do his resignation speech in 30 minutes

[Buelligan]

Starmer knows any vote of no confidence he brings will fail, but it will force the Tories to vote for a Johnson led government again.

More importantly, it suits Starmer to keep this going.  Why would he back a VONC and end it, when he can profit from the tories continued skip fire?  I mean, it's not like he's worried about the good of the country. 

[jobotic]

If he's resigned why is he appointing all these cunts?

[olliebean]

Boris Jonson doing the decent thing? If you gave him a revolver and a bottle of whisky you'd find him pissed up and fucking the gun when you opened the door.

Or putting another couple of bullets into Michael Gove.

[Alberon]

If he's resigned why is he appointing all these cunts?

Coz he's staying a couple more months and hoping he can stay on beyond that somehow.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Isn't this kind of talk from Heseltine going to make Brexiteers think that the getting rid of Johnson is a "Remoaner plot"? A lot of them seem to think that Johnson has been fighting a "Remoaner elite" like MAGA people think Trump was fighting some kind of "Deep State". Also, I'm not sure that we can just reverse Brexit or that the EU would let us back in.

Yes, it's absolutely the worst intervention anyone who genuinely wants to reverse the worst effects of Brexit could possibly make at this point.

[Captain Z]

Pete Gabitas new minister for Business

[seepage]

I googled the designer and their website says "Deprecated function: implode(): Passing glue string after array is deprecated" - sounds about right

[Buelligan]

If he's resigned why is he appointing all these cunts?

My understanding is he proposes to resign as head of the tory party (that way, no rule change and nothing done by the tory party can oust him).  He intends to remain as Prime Minister, with the right to appoint a government to serve under him.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Pingu appointed minister for WAK-WAK.

[JamesTC]

Pingu appointed minister for WAK-WAK.

Replacing Jacob Rees Mogg.

[BlodwynPig]

So, with all these ministers resigned, who is running the fucking country, all these departments?

If there's some kind of emergency, terrorist attack, hyperbolic act, who makes decisions?

The civil servants

[jobotic]

My understanding is he proposes to resign as head of the tory party (that way, no rule change and nothing done by the tory party can oust him).  He intends to remain as Prime Minister, with the right to appoint a government to serve under him.

But he's only the Prime Minister because he's head of the Tory party. Once he resigns he's just some cunt from Uxbridge.

[BlodwynPig]

What the fuck is he smoking?

He's right. Brexit is dead. Or britain is dead.

[BlodwynPig]

Yes, it's absolutely the worst intervention anyone who genuinely wants to reverse the worst effects of Brexit could possibly make at this point.

I think brexiteers need booting out now. Pandering to them has got us into an awful state of affairs.

[Blue Jam]

Sweep appointed Minister of Squeaky Toys

[Alberon]

I think brexiteers need booting out now. Pandering to them has got us into an awful state of affairs.

Yeah, true, but it isn't going to happen. They run the Tories now.

[daf]

Pete Gabitas new minister for Business

Wasn't he in St Custards with Molesworth?

[Mr_Simnock]

Loving these last 48 hours of complete chaos from the blue turds, long may it continue

[Huxleys Babkins]

Statement at 12:30, lads.

[Norton Canes]

Expect him to appear around ten to one

[superthunderstingcar]

Sweep appointed Minister of Squeaky Toys

"What's that, Prime Minister? You want to play your xylophone?"

[Mobius]

I wonder if his voice will crack like May's did

[Norton Canes]

Odds on him saying he intends to remain as an Independent PM?

[Indomitable Spirit]

Tiff Needell has just been seen entering Downing Street.

[jobotic]

He'll resign as MP if he does go I would have thought. Much bigger money to be made elsewhere.

[Blue Jam]

Expect him to appear around ten to one

How are the BBC going to make him look less hungover in a live broadcast? Some kind of lens filter?

[JaDanketies]

Carrie needs to DTMFA. That might be what it takes to make me happy