Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra

[Inspector Norse]

Ashley Giles has to be fair said that test cricket will "come to the fore" now he's in charge.

I'd have an easier time trusting him were it not for the fact that next summer's main event is the HUNDRED.

[Inspector Norse]

There's always someone who'll put in pointlessly good but not enough performance. Stoke can't do it for us again though. And honestly he's earned the right to paed it up for a match.

Jofra 64* off 23 balls

Lyon 7-42

Lose by 150

[The Boston Crab]

Jase is likely to take it away from them this morning. Positive cricket.

[sevendaughters]

Absolutely no idea why I'm parked in front of this. Full masochist.

[Cuellar]

Ashley Giles has to be fair said that test cricket will "come to the fore" now he's in charge.

I'd have an easier time trusting him were it not for the fact that next summer's main event is the HUNDRED.

Why on earth is that Hundred nonsense even a thing, christ

[sevendaughters]

next time I see Mal Loye I am going to have a word with him for innovating the slog sweep

[sevendaughters]

good ball by Cummins there, not even going to blame Roy as heavily as normal.

[Inspector Norse]

Bye Jason, back in your one-day box now please.

[sevendaughters]

and that's the game. Stokes walks, truly he is a friar.

[Quote]

Oh well. Stokes can't be blamed for this mess.

Bairstow, he'll definitely see us through the day.

[sevendaughters]

you can't trust someone who chooses to go by Jonny to look after the shop when they could be called John.

[sevendaughters]

Denly out. Not sure how I feel about it. Still a bit miffed about his first innings.

[Inspector Norse]

Denly gone

But only after edging 53 which will secure him another 10 games in Ed Smith's bed the side.

[iamcoop]

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line

Denly departs for 53.

[Cuellar]

Over before tea

[iamcoop]

Joshua to smash a double and then commit seppuku at the crease

[Quote]

Hiring Gary Glitter as batting coach seems foolish in retrospect.

[iamcoop]

Hiring Gary Glitter as batting coach seems foolish in retrospect.

To be fair Gadd came across quite well on TMS I thought.

[sevendaughters]

To be fair Gadd came across quite well on TMS I thought.

played against Aggers in the 1970s for Minor Counties

[Cuellar]

Buttler and Bairstow looking reasonably comfortable here, which will make the embarrassing collapse all the better

[iamcoop]

They'll get to tea, lull us into a false sense of security and then go fully Bangkok when the bromide wears off.

[imitationleather]

Massive shipment of colouring books, Haribo and sacks being delivered to the England dressing room in an hour or so.

[Cuellar]

I find Labuschagne's face quite interesting, and oddly quite attractive. I could look at him for hours.

[sevendaughters]

he's a bit of a chirper, Labussskhhhkhhhagne, and a big one with God. goes to one of those churches where they do Coldplay type songs and donate half their earnings to building walls in Israel.

[Cuellar]

Yeah, heard rumours of his Godliness. I reckon I could get him to forget all that nonsense and come with me for a bunk up to Whitstable though.

[iamcoop]

Bairstow clearly not wanting to miss out on Sunday night youth club.

[sevendaughters]

Bairstow out after a rumour came out with drinks that they're having a great type on the MAOM in the dressing room.

[imitationleather]

Hey guys: I'd like to throw Overton through a window!!

[Cuellar]

I'd like to take Marnus for fish and chips, just sit on the beach with it.
"Marnus, do you have a dishwasher, is it worth getting one? I don't have one"
"yeah look it's pretty useful, especially after a party"
"Mmmm"

[poo]

Amazed we're still in