Dr Fox can tell the future

[Manford Thirty-Sixborough]

It's like That by "Run DMV vs Jason Nevins"

Does that mean that my life is an annoying pile of shit?

[Fucknose]

2 week old christmas paper in this instance (10th Jan)

I'm glad we've got different birthdays, I was starting to think we were the same person there for a minute.

You're the guy who lived above Gallaghers café until your flat fell down aren't you?

I know a bit worrying, and yes, my flat did fall down, thanks for reminding me, back off to my cardboard box, spare any change ???

[Speciality meat product]

I dropped a pound coin under a fruit machine in the Royal Oak last week. Have a look, it's probably still there.

[hotvans]

just checked birth song for guidance and its Billy Dont be a Hero by Paper Lace - camp city - both songs so far are about dying! not v impressed

[Johnny Yesno]

Oh... my... god... it's Don't Turn Around by Aswad. So that's why I keep being tempted to start bogelling in front of the mirror when I should be spending my free time being creative.

[Morrisfan82]

Best tune evar!

[Alberon]

Hmmm, my 'birth record' is Zager and Evans - In the Year 2525, certainly better than Rick Astley for my 18th, but not exactly fantastic.

My 21st birthday number 1 is Timmy Mallett with Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

Dear Christ!

[El Unicornio, mang]

Birth song: Brian and Michael - Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs
16th: Take That - Everything Changes
21st: Mr.Wazzo - Flat Beat

A heady mix, I think you'll agree

[mwude]

All you bloody Mr Oizo bastards.  I may be a couple of weeks older than you, but my 18th was celebrated to the sounds of 'When the going gets tough' by Boyzone.

It does sum up my life quite well though.  When the going gets tough, the tough get going.  And mwude doesn't fucking bother to do anything apart from smoking and sitting on his arse.

[hymen spaz]

mine was block rockin beats by the chemicals.

ohhh this was my first thread - i'm all a quiver

So was mine!  Are you me in disguise?

yes i am but this mini skirt really is chaffing.

[hoverdonkey]

Take That and Lulu - Relight my Fire. Shit game that.

[Bogey]

Birth: Blondie - Atomic  -  Good!

18th: Madonna - Frozen  -  Pretty damn accurate because I've been doing more or less the same damn thing since then, and I've gotten absolutely fucking nowhere.

This year: Peter Andre! Huzzah.

[SetToStun]

Birth record: Silence is Golden. That'll make the boss laugh...

[hymen spaz]

my birth record is i will survive by Gloria ~Gaynor - is this a good thing?

probably was until priscilla queen of the desert.

[Crazy Penis]

I checked my birth record ages ago but got it wrong, thankfully. I thought it was Tie a Yellow Ribbon but its Wizzard - See My Baby Jive

21st -  Manchester United Football Squad - Come On You Reds.

[Munday's Chylde]

I've checked mine but I'm not telling you because you'll all be about as interested in hearing what song was number one on my 18th birthday as I am hearing about yours. State of the board indeed. Three pages of posts relevant only to the person who posted them.

Guess who is in a cross patch mood today? Go on, guess.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

My 18th record was Jive Bunny - That's what I like.  Fucking hell.

That's three of us cursed by Jive fucking Bunny.

[weekender]

What I don't understand is that the first post clearly states that it's the song on your 18th birthday that is supposed to sum up your life, yet loads of people keep saying things like "On my 10th birthday it was 'Adolf the Goat' by Slipstream", or "When I was born it was 'Acid Dog' by Gloop".  WHY CAN'T YOU GRASP A SIMPLE CONCEPT LIKE WHEN YOUR 18th BIRTHDAY WAS???

Anyway, mine was 'Spaceman' by Babylon Zoo, which apparently has the lyrics:

Spaceman I always wanted you to go
Into space man (intergalactic Christ)
Pungent smells they consumate my home

Interestingly, I'd like most of you to fuck off into space and my cat has just had a shit.

[Make me smile]

I've checked mine but I'm not telling you because you'll all be about as interested in hearing what song was number one on my 18th birthday as I am hearing about yours. State of the board indeed. Three pages of posts relevant only to the person who posted them.

so you got Jive Bunny as well then....

[hymen spaz]

I've checked mine but I'm not telling you because you'll all be about as interested in hearing what song was number one on my 18th birthday as I am hearing about yours. State of the board indeed. Three pages of posts relevant only to the person who posted them.

Guess who is in a cross patch mood today? Go on, guess.

errr. it's actually 4 pages but i bet you don't want to hear that.

[Captain Mildred]

Oh no.
Oh no, no, no, no.

Lady in Red.
Chris sodding De Burgh.

Worst feckin' song EVER.

[thomasina]

It means you're going to take this moment and make it last forever.

Excellent. Surprisingly appropriate, I think.

Say it with me.

[TraceyQ]

Right.

Birth record: "Save All Your Kisses For Me"  - Brotherhood Of Man.
18th : "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World" - Prince
21st: "I Believe I Can Fly" R - Cunting - Kelly.
Day I got married: "I Want You Back" - Mel B and Missy Elliot. Hmm.

[TraceyQ]

I've checked mine but I'm not telling you because you'll all be about as interested in hearing what song was number one on my 18th birthday as I am hearing about yours. State of the board indeed. Three pages of posts relevant only to the person who posted them.

Guess who is in a cross patch mood today? Go on, guess.

Hahahahahahaha... Stiltskin.

[Munday's Chylde]

I've checked mine but I'm not telling you because you'll all be about as interested in hearing what song was number one on my 18th birthday as I am hearing about yours. State of the board indeed. Three pages of posts relevant only to the person who posted them.

Guess who is in a cross patch mood today? Go on, guess.

Hahahahahahaha... Stiltskin.

Almost well remembered... but you're out by two days.

[TraceyQ]

Ooops! I apologise. (but I defy you to remember the how the one it really was goes.)

[Lt Plonker]

My birth record is Everlasting Love by Love Affair,it gets worse...

Woah, woah there. Everlasting Love is a great song.

Birth record: Silence is Golden.

Heh. I put that on the jukebox in the Uni bar yesterday. Everyone thanked me for livening up the evening.

[hymen spaz]

21st: "I Believe I Can Fly" R - Cunting - Kelly.
.

yes but do you really BELIEVE?

[weekender]

The number 1 when I was aged 13 years and three months was 'Boombastic' by Shaggy.  What does that mean?  Exactly, fuck all.  I don't even know if it's true, but you simple cunts will lap it up like sperm in a gutter so you can get yourselves pregnant and claim Child Benefit.  Tossers.

[TraceyQ]

The number 1 when I was aged 13 years and three months was 'Boombastic' by Shaggy.  What does that mean?  Exactly, fuck all.  I don't even know if it's true, but you simple cunts will lap it up like sperm in a gutter so you can get yourselves pregnant and claim Child Benefit.  Tossers.

Wassamatter? Clap itchin'?