Football Thread 2021/22 Part 2 - Matt Le Tosser, Dejan Moron and Thickie Lambert

[Poobum]

My heart is palpitating. Why do I even care? It makes no sense.

[DrGreggles]

Liverpool don't even have Origi on the bench to bail them out.

[Kankurette]

I can't believe City have chosen to fuck up the title now of all days, and the worst of it is it won't be about Villa's performance, it'll be about Gerrard doing his old team a favour.

Everton are getting hammered but at least they're safe. Unlike Burnley.

[Crenners]

Liverpool should win the league at this point. Half an hour to score once. Half an hour for City to score twice.

It really is that simple.

Pancake's Half Hour

[Kankurette]

Imitationleather will be happy. No chance Spurs are losing this!

[Wentworth Smith]

Burnley in league one within three years.

[imitationleather]

Kulu with a THRIKER moments after missing an open goal.

[Thursday]

Brighton showing absolutely no interest in the comedy of Man Utd finishing 7th. Sad to see.

[imitationleather]

How the fuck are Man City losing 2:0?!

[ersatz99]

Oh Villa.

Drink it in.

[DrGreggles]

If Villa score 5 more...

[Crenners]

A masterclass from the Fat Envelope.

[Kankurette]

It's almost like they want to lose it because there's no way Wolves can beat Liverpool. Little Red Riding Hood's gonna slaughter the wolf.

[TrenterPercenter]

Villa are a ridiculous team they are world beaters one match dog eggs the next.

[jobotic]

Fucking come on Liverpool. Can't let these cunts spoon it up and get away with it. Again.

Dickov 90+6

[The Lurker]

Pure Barclays, this

[Kankurette]

Spurs are being totally un-Spursy. Son, you handsome devil.

[bgmnts]

Shocking second half from Liverpool here, as well as good Wolves defending as per.

It was always pressure for City though because if City won nothing this season that would be an abysmal showing by Pep. The amount money spent by them staggering.

Just the two cups and a potential champions league it is then.

[badaids]

Fucking come on Liverpool. Can't let these cunts spoon it up and get away with it. Again.

Dickov 90+6

Bollocks, come on the citizens. Can't have Klopp and the entire world's media irritating me again.

[Twonty Gostelow]

Hope tonight's MOTD editor is okay.

[Crenners]

Oh, for goodness sake. Hard lines.

[shoulders]

Monumental pant shitting by Villa, classic.

[JamesTC]

Dickov 90+6

Misread in tiredness.

[shoulders]

Villa are a ridiculous team they are world beaters one match dog eggs the next.

Substitute match for half.

[shoulders]

Haha, now Liverpool score.

[Crenners]

You have to say fair play to the red men, they've gone out there and got the result, leaving relatively little on the table. Who else but that man Mo Salah.

[badaids]

Oh crikey this really is going to go down to the final whistle isn't it?

[badaids]

You have to say fair play to the red men, they've gone out there and got the result, leaving relatively little on the table. Who else but that man Mo Salah.

Give this person a job on the Guardian AIH live feed.

[bgmnts]

Oh crikey this really is going to go down to the final whistle isn't it?

City had it sewn up with that first goal to be fair, you knew they'd score another 2. It'a what they do.

[Crenners]

Just seen the replay and City's second is clearly offside.