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Gruesome Trevor.

Started by Glebe, June 03, 2017, 05:20:14 AM

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Greg Torso

Gruesome Trevor desecrates the lavender pocket square of a senior civil servant with a precision particle-heavy sniper's gruft.

Greg Torso

Gruesome Trevor relaxes at home with a glass of leisure centre footbath disinfectant and a fillet of radiator-warmed marzipan.

KaraokeDragon

Gruesome Trevor returns his faulty toaster to argos without removing the remains of his necropeen from the crumb tray.

Sebastian Cobb

And the polls are in, this month Trevor's Patreon user challenge, chosen by you, will be to see if you can get done for breach of the peace by farting.

Glebe

GT stirs up a gruelling porridge consisting of all ground worms.

Fishfinger

#275
The achievement of Trev's Kickstarter stretch goals inspires mass vomiting and a new entry in the International Journal of Colorectal Disease.

Fishfinger

Edit bug fix - crosspost from the DALL·E mini AI image generator thread.

Quote from: Fishfinger on June 23, 2022, 07:36:49 AM

Glebe

"I can't explain it. This means something."

Gruesome Trevor's family are in tears at the dinner table as they watch him build a miniature mountain out of cold Smash. And eat it.

KaraokeDragon

"Are you sure now, Gruesome Trevor, you wouldn't like a pack of rennies with those 4 bottles of strongbow?"

"Nah you're alright mate, cheap thrills innit."

touchingcloth

Barely half an hour elapses between Trevor laying eyes on the egg mandolin in Barnardo's and taking it to his helmet.

Fishfinger

A mord-walking catastrophe is both an opportunity for dinner and also fucking juicy meat.

Fishfinger

This guy is a real jerk.

Pink Gregory

Gruesome Trevor has sealed up a shower cubicle and is using his various yeasts to ferment himself.

His liquor is beetroot purple

Glebe

Grue Trev pops his sweaty balls into your cocktail while you pop back to the apartment for more suntan lotion.

Fishfinger

Heated or unheated.

The option. Your face sluiced via the spoon.


Fishfinger

Bowl-skinned at a service station.

Fishfinger

There are other tools in the boot.

Glebe

Trev's fave hobby? BELL-END SNIFFING.