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Things your dad is doing.

Started by Glebe, May 05, 2021, 07:40:29 AM

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Quote from: Replies From View on May 31, 2021, 02:36:50 PM
Your dad has learned a power chord and keeps chucking it out.


'chonnnnnng'


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