Only Fools and Horses but it’s post-apocalypse

[Ferris]

The three-wheeled van has all spikes and that on the front.

[Glebe]

Del is bare-chested and wearing a hockey mask.

[Rizla]

Delboy falls through the thunderdome

[Rizla]

"Jooring ver wowah wiv da machines..."

[Cuellar]

God-Emperor of Mankind burger

[Huxleys Babkins]

Trigger's broom is still going, now on its 7,935th handle and 9,612th head. The head has got all spikes on it as it's the post-apocalyptic future.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Rodney tries to put a pony in his pocket, but banknotes in the post-apocalyptic future have all spikes on them and also he's wearing a strappy leather gimp outfit, so he doesn't have any pockets either.

[Glebe]

"Well that's the night's tryout in this fallout shelter we found over with thankfully, right Grandad?"

"Yeah Del Boy, that was awful!"

Rodney looks outside.

"Er lads don't know how to break this to you..."

[Ferris]

The Trotterin' Dead

(Zombie apocalypse one)

[non capisco]

DEL BOY: Look lively, Rodders! I think we've been noticed!

RODNEY: What are you talking about, Del?

DEL BOY: The sort over there with the grey trousers and the white pumps, look!

RODNEY: What, the one with all urine pooling around her feet?

DEL BOY: It might not be URINE, you dipstick. Nahhh, she's probably got a melted Callipo in her pocket or something. Anyway, look at her staring! I'm onto a winner 'ere, bruv.

RODNEY: Look at her sta...? I don't believe you, Derek! She's not staring at us, she's most probably staring at that colossal mushroom cloud that's suddenly dominating the Peckham skyline. It's the apocalypse, Del. The end of days. The Russians have only gone and bloody done it!

DEL: I knew I shouldn't have let you stay up and watch Dr. Strangelove, Rodney. You probably thought it was one of those Channel 4 Red Triangle films, didn't you? You've got nuclear weapons on the brain now, you have. Russians. Give over. Well, I'm gonna try my luck with this bird anyway.

(DEL sidles up to the URINATING WOMAN)

DEL: Bon chance, les miserables! And what might your name me, mon cherie?

UNCLE ALBERT: It's Anne Sellors, Del Boy. Yah, yah. She's only got one iMDB entry, 'Urinating Woman'.

DEL: You'll only have one iMDB entry in a minute, you soppy old goat!

[Ferris]

In The Grim Darkness Of The Far Future There Is Only David Bowie LPs

[Huxleys Babkins]

"You can't park there, Immortan Joe."

[Fambo Number Mive]

Del Boy sells a load of dodgy crossbows to the defenders of a small oil refinery.

[Fambo Number Mive]

DCI Slater and Goose interrogate the lads about the stolen microwaves at the Main Force Patrol headquarters.

[Rolf Lundgren]

Boycie wears an eye patch.

[Fambo Number Mive]

The Rodnertator goes back in time to 1991to  prevent Damien from being born and winning the war against the machines. A Delbot 500 is also sent back to stop the Rodnertator.

"Hasta la vista, plonker"

[Glebe]

DEL: Let's go and sell shonky shit dahn the market Rodney!

ROD: No it is post-apocalypse.

[idunnosomename]

Everybody's dead Dave

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Only Fools and Corpses

[frajer]

Stick a skull on the front bonnet
I'll kill us all if you advance

[Huxleys Babkins]

"You mark my words, my son, this time next year, we'll have three litres of water."

[Ferris]

Stick a skull on the front bonnet
I'll kill us all if you advance

But if you want fresh water
for your son or daughter
Then brother, please provide tribute.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Here's the thing that's driving everyone berserk and causing clashes between roving gangs dressed in leather gear.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

This time next year Rodders, we shall be dead!

[Replies From View]

Let's crawl into these potato sacks Rodders for a nice sleep.  Oof, these sores sure do weep!

[Cuellar]

Bionic Del tears Scrofula Rodney's hand off when he shakes it a bit too tightly at the end of a really unpleasant chain of events

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Trotter's Independent Trading Co

New York • Paris • Bartertown

[frajer]

Rodney grows gills and starts a nice little earner trading dirt from the before times. Del Boy quaffs recycled piss like there's no tomorrow, which there isn't.

[Rizla]

Del attempts to turn a profit on a barely-functioning Ferguson Videostar and a VHS recording of Words And Pictures

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Rodney pisses his knickers when he catches sight of the mushroom cloud looming over Peckham.