im rich man, straight up alligator toupees for me and my friends

[Goldentony]

any style you want man, genuine alligator skin, gold leaf highlight, get a quiff here, heres a fuckin ponytail

[Glebe]

Must say, you look pretty snappy!

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Not fussed about the puns, just want to say the toupees are a smashing addition to your kit, Tony, whether you are wearing them or carrying them in that attaché case.

I sometimes see newborn babies out in this direct sunlight and reckon I should slap a few alligator skins over the tops of their heads; what do you say to that?

[idunnosomename]

Jimmy nail considers sequel

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excuse me I asked a question

[Goldentony]

get these baby motherfuckers their croc helmets ASAP

[Goldentony]

they come in sizes you havent even thought of yet

[Greg Torso]

Ah man, I'd love a alligator skin toupee, I'd wear that shit out, in the office, the snooker hall, jury service, all everybody jealous of my croc wig.

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they come in sizes you havent even thought of yet

alright what sizes.  stun me