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Paul Putner's finest moments

Started by Old Thrashbarg, August 12, 2023, 01:35:45 PM

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Cold Meat Platter

Doing gammon Hitler moaning about political correctness on Comedy Vehicle and the time traveller battering Eldon's finned cunt back into the sea before being beheaded by sea beast and pirouetting about a bit, also from Comedy vehicle.

Clearly saying "Fuck all" with a mouthful of sausage roll as Gary Putner at lunchtime on a sunday in the Ironic Revue on TMWRNJ, no real feat in this age of 24/7 necro dog's-bum lobster-pot porn but in the late 90s it caused a significant dropping of monocles.


Glebe

I wish there was a better quality version available of the Comic Relief Blankety Blank piss-take (yes, that's Serafinowicz Wogan in me current av!), in which PP cameos as a prize chauffeur!:



Johnny Yesno

Quote from: All Surrogate on August 12, 2023, 05:24:41 PMFIX THE THREAD TITLE PLEASE



If it's not taken already, he should rent the domain putnernet.com to hilarious results!

non capisco

Quote from: Glebe on August 12, 2023, 09:01:50 PMI wish there was a better quality version available of the Comic Relief Blankety Blank piss-take (yes, that's Serafinowicz Wogan in me current av!), in which PP cameos as a prize chauffeur!:

P.P himself said on Twitter recently that he's got a much better quality version and should get round to uploading it to YouTube. It's such a brilliant sketch and I'd love to see it again in a version that didn't look like I'm watching it before rubbing the remnants of last night's sleep from my eyes.

Glebe

Quote from: non capisco on August 12, 2023, 09:06:35 PMP.P himself said on Twitter recently that he's got a much better quality version and should get round to uploading it to YouTube. It's such a brilliant sketch and I'd love to see it again in a version that didn't look like I'm watching it before rubbing the remnants of last night's sleep from my eyes.

Ooh, lovely! Come on Paul, fuck BBC copyright!

gmoney

Quote from: Thursday on August 12, 2023, 08:11:28 PMI also enjoy "And there's no good reason your dad's home smells of shit."

Though that is Perry Benson. One of the best bits in the show.

jobotic

Quote from: Thursday on August 12, 2023, 08:11:28 PMI also enjoy "And there's no good reason your dad's home smells of shit."

That's brilliant but it's not him

PaulTMA

All I know is that he's never been cringe

idunnosomename

#39
Paul's done a couple of Cheapshows with Paul Gannon and Eli Silverman recently btw. great long-form arsing about for a long drive or whatever (my preferred way to consume a pod)

https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-253-old-faces

https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-333-3-pauls-and-a-silverman

comes off as a really nice bloke. always loved him as a performer whenever he crops up

Thursday

I had a feeling I was remembering that wrong. Fucking idiot.

He was fucking brilliant when he performed as Frankie Tan.

"Can I be frank with you?"


Mr Banlon

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on August 12, 2023, 11:44:38 PMHe was fucking brilliant when he performed as Frankie Tan.

"Can I be frank with you?"

Nikki Lauda. Fucking hell that's brilliant

Brundle-Fly


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Twonty Gostelow


Brundle-Fly

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Cold Meat Platter


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BennyHedgehog

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on August 12, 2023, 11:44:38 PMHe was fucking brilliant when he performed as Frankie Tan.

"Can I be frank with you?"


Holy hell, that's amazing

Oosp

Quote from: Minami Minegishi on August 12, 2023, 04:02:48 PMThank you for starting a thread to celebrate rather than describing him as cringe. I nearly bumped a 8-year old Kevin Eldon thread to get rid of that other thread whose title makes me sad.


YES. I'm still thinking of bumping that necrothread for precisely the same reason. Putner is fucking brilliant and Eldon is fucking brilliant. Can't all their threads be like this?

kalowski

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on August 12, 2023, 11:44:38 PMHe was fucking brilliant when he performed as Frankie Tan.

"Can I be frank with you?"

"That stuttering cunt from Call my Bluff."


beanheadmcginty

The episode of Smershpod where he comes on to talk about The Long Good Friday is one of the best episodes of that podcast ever. His Bob Hoskins impression is incredible.

Pink Gregory

Quote from: beanheadmcginty on August 13, 2023, 02:00:44 PMThe episode of Smershpod where he comes on to talk about The Long Good Friday is one of the best episodes of that podcast ever. His Bob Hoskins impression is incredible.

honestly not a huge Smershpod fan but this was a really lovely pod, Putner brimming with good humour and genuine love for the subject matter.

https://play.acast.com/s/smershpod/smershsidespecial-thelonggoodfriday

notjosh

Someone in the other thread mentioned Nebulous. It's my favourite radio comedy, and Putner as Harry is indeed a highlight.

UNLIKE YOU PROFESSOR, I NO LONGER HAVE THE LUXURY OF A CHINNNN.

Really love the episode when Nebulous travels back in time to see a pre-disfigurement Harry.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Thursday on August 12, 2023, 08:11:28 PMI also enjoy "And there's no good reason your dad's home smells of shit."
That was Perry Benson.

Mark Lamarr as the violent street performer was great too.

Sebastian Cobb

I like him as the officiator of the 'trigger falling through the bar' ceremony on SLCV.

"it's a good day and there's no harm in it."
"i didnt say there was any harm in it"
"Good. Because there isn't."

SteveDave

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on August 12, 2023, 11:44:38 PMHe was fucking brilliant when he performed as Frankie Tan.

"Can I be frank with you?"


Amazing