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If you could have one thing

Started by Tony Tony Tony, February 08, 2024, 10:48:51 PM

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I'd say Better than Life from Red Dwarf but it kills you, so that gingerbread house from Tim and Eric Nite Live before the idiots broke it.

Famous Mortimer

I'd have a Guide from "The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy".


The quick change wardrobe from The Goodies.

dissolute ocelot

Lisa's perpetual motion machine from The Simpsons.

The what if machine from Futurama.

The robot from Clone High original series.

Or if we're limited to actual real objects and the Addams family house is debatable...

The coat, tho the chips look nice too.

Ray Travez

Stinky Lomax



What's in Alan's drawer at the Travelodge

Fabian Thomsett

Catalogue Trousers


Quote from: ros vulgaris on February 10, 2024, 12:05:24 AMEric Olthwaite's shovel.

Don't you mean Howard Molson's?

Too late now, I've got it hahahaha!


Quote from: Famous Mortimer on February 10, 2024, 02:24:17 AMI'd have a Guide from "The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy".

I was thinking this or the Babel fish.

The Late Mike Morris

A blue spruce desk.  It's all the rage.


I was going to say "Eric Idle's millions" but...

Video Game Fan 2000

Ronnie Corbett's chair to put on my desk


I want one of those goofy misprinted badges from The Brittas Empire. It's the ones asking you to swim in the poo or farty with Mr Jolly.


I'd have one of Ted's chocolate wafers her gets in The Laughing Cow milk bar in Hi-De-Hi!

"Go on Glebe, you can 'ave me chocolate wafer!"


Rimmer's Javanese camphor wood trunk.

Not too fussed about the priceless, 18th-century, Napoleonic figures of the Armée du Nord - I'd be using it as extra shoe storage in the porch.



Quote from: thenoise on February 11, 2024, 02:42:32 PMWhat did she do to Bagpuss?

Nah that was all pub boasting from the moth ridden heap of shit, down the pub with the mice.