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Kev Mud's Winning Puns

Started by Pdine, February 15, 2024, 02:23:41 PM

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How can you smell your dog's nose?
I don't have any eye deer lol whoop


Really adds to it seeing them with their ring binders, clipboards, or the ultimate not arsed of reading them off their phone


Without Tim Vine competing, saying you're the UK pun champion is much like saying you're the darts world champion when you really won the BDO in Frimley Green


I was late for my job - at the alarm clock factory!!

Thought I hit the snooze button but turns out it was the "lose" button! Because I lost my job.

Also my nose runs and my feet smell.

Thank you for your time.