You are running short on toilet paper. Buy some today.

[Head Gardener]

[Head Gardener]

go easy eh - http://www.papertoilet.com/

[Captain Crunch]

Home Bargains – trying to style it out by putting a load of garden chairs in the toilet roll bays, 'we used to sell what?'

LIDL – gaping empty shelves but that's half the shop at the moment.

ASDA – stacked to the roof with coconut flavour rolls.  Obviously unshiftable stuff that's been sitting in a warehouse in Didcot for two years. 

Wasn't allowed in Iceland as it was Elder Hour. 

[buttgammon]

Haven't been out since the weekend because I've potentially been in contact with coronavirus, but the last time I was on Lidl, they only had the fancier kind or the cheap, rough as fuck one that's guaranteed to cause fissures. A real Hobson's choice for a man who equally values thrift and anal health.

[jobotic]

Can't people use old flannels? I mean we don't have to go round with sheeps arses as long as we have running water.

[Head Gardener]

[Replies From View]

Why do they look so mournful?  More toilet paper than they could ever dream of in a million years, that.

[Head Gardener]

Why do they look so mournful?  More toilet paper than they could ever dream of in a million years, that.

they may have overstocked, the demand has also dropped off, in ASDA anyway they had loads this morning

[Dex Sawash]

Why do they look so mournful?  More toilet paper than they could ever dream of in a million years, that.

Despite the neat stack, it is dirty and needs laundering

[Head Gardener]