FTX Collapse, feat Sam Bankman-Fraud

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

This case is an absolute goldmine for fans of shit courtroom art

Sam Bankman-Fried stood in front of the jury with his hands claws clasped as the verdict was read in November last year.

[imitationleather]

From what I have seen of American prisons on telly I think he'll be fine.

[touchingcloth]

If you're not allowed cameras in courtrooms, would you be allowed an AI machine with infrared sensors that does its own equivalent of a sketch? The hands couldn't be any worse than that human-made one.

[Ferris]

From Sam Bankman-Fried to Sam Jailman-Fried

[touchingcloth]

Jail Jailjail-Jailed

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Pun-wise it would be more apt if he got the electric chair

[Ferris]

Pun-wise it would be more apt if he got the electric chair

Loony American murderer James French got there first.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Total ledge

[Dex Sawash]

Loony American murderer James French got there first.

Why wasn't this in that thread of badass things people said just a few days ago

[Proactive]

Christ alive, had no idea the bitcoin price is so high at the moment. Rarely bothere checking mine these days as I've decided to pretty much never sell and just see what it's worth in 20 years or so, but it's almost double what it was last time I checked a couple of months ago. Madness.

[Deskbound Cunt]

Christ alive, had no idea the bitcoin price is so high at the moment. Rarely bothere checking mine these days as I've decided to pretty much never sell and just see what it's worth in 20 years or so, but it's almost double what it was last time I checked a couple of months ago. Madness.

Great isn't it! I've made some nice- now fiat- money over the last month.