Verbwhores' Advent Calendar 2008

[Jemble Fred]

MERRY SATURNALIA!!!!1!




Okay, sorry, but I wrote this. It's ragged as fuck, but I still can't believe I actually wrote something.

Spoiler alert

Hey! It's the Playalong/Karaoke version!

EXMAS TIME
G
You say it's Christmas which is all very nice,
Em
I know it's Christmas, but forget about Christ,
C
Cos angels are gay, and donkeys and hay,
D     D7
It's all just a load of sheepshite.

That old Nativity's a tissue of fibs,
They took our solstice and you know what they did,
They stopped all the fun, that we always had on,
December the twenty-fifth...

C     Cm     G     G7
Cos it's Mithras everywhere, (Or maybe Saturnalia)
Christian lies beware, (It was a total failure)
Exmas Time is here, (Ignore those twats who'll say to ya)
A7     D     D7
Hey, it's God's birthday! (Fuck him anyway)

They highjacked Xmas and their lies have stuck fast,
They thought that feasting was a thing from the past,
But now God is dead, forget what they said,
Get Christ out of Christmas at last!

And all this bollocks in the stories of old,
It's just not Gospel, as we're constantly told,
Don't be taken in, by this Virgin Birth thing,
Or this shit about Wise Men & Gold.

So when a Christian says the meaning is gone,
Remind them violently that their Holy Son,
Is only fictitious, and their idea of Christmas,
Well their God can stick it up his bum.

Cos it's Exmas Time again, (So Happy Winter Solstice, and)
Mithras Time again, (You can forget this old piss, and)
Jesus Christ is dead, (You couldn't fail to notice it)
Hey, it's Exmas Day!!!

[url]http://www.sendspace.com/file/enk0q7[/url]

[close]

In fact, sod it, to make this a real single release, have a B-Side: http://www.sendspace.com/file/n3rnvp

[sirhenry]

MERRY SATURNALIA!!!!1!

Okay, sorry, but I wrote this. It's ragged as fuck, but I still can't believe I actually wrote something.

Another Jemfred gem!

[Toad in the Hole]

And this one is in honour of our great leader.


http://www.sendspace.com/file/gm1bk2

[The Plaque Goblin]

If PaulTMA doesn't turn up can I put one?

[sirhenry]

If PaulTMA doesn't turn up can I put one?

At 11.59, certainly. The more the merrier (christamasser).

[The Plaque Goblin]

Sod it. 11:47pm on Monday, 22nd December, 2008


(The way it starts and finishes are intentional, apparently.)

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

[sirhenry]

Sod it. 11:47pm on Monday, 22nd December, 2008
(The way it starts and finishes are intentional, apparently.)

But it's the break in the middle with the smashing decorations and crying children that raises it above the average xmas ditty. Thanks for jumping in - the best so far.

[PaulTMA]

Apologies for my absence, I was in hospital having my tonsils put back in.  You can have this anyway.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/0ii53d

[Emma Raducanu]

Apologies for my absence, I was in hospital having my tonsils put back in.

What were you meant to have removed? Your testicles?!

[PaulTMA]

What were you meant to have removed? Your testicles?!

Well it worked for Mika.  Not sure about using his brand of Tampons For Men to reach the really high notes, mind.

[Cack Hen]

MARY XMAZ CAKD AND BAMBD!!!!

[CaledonianGonzo]

Cheers, Cack Hen!

Merry Christmas, all!

[Toad in the Hole]

Merry Christmas one and all - here's confettiinmyhair's choice in downloadable form.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/f591c9

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

Excellent adventing, everybody – that lot is set to be my festive soundtrack next year, as last year's did this. Bonus New Year track for y'all:

What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? by Rufus Wainwright

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